Mark Uretsky

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Every allocator says they want uncorrelated returns until the S&P is up 30% and your strategy made 12%. Then suddenly correlation sounds pretty good.

A track record is a story told in numbers. Investors love the story. They just want to make sure the ending hasn't been written yet.

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Build quality on the new, fully electric €200k Cayenne Turbo. I’m speechless

Investors want 20% returns with 2% drawdowns. That's not an allocation. That's a letter to Santa.

@MaxNordau Being poor is the best motivator

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Raising capital is the theory that if you explain risk adjusted returns eloquently enough, someone will hand you their retirement savings based on a PDF and a handshake.

Being short gamma is fine. Until it isn't. That sentence is also the complete syllabus for every volatility course ever written.

The volatility risk premium exists because someone has to be willing to sleep badly so that someone else can sleep well. That someone is you. Congratulations.

Short vol traders don't have bad days. They have bad minutes. The other 389 minutes were beautiful.

VIX at 12 doesn't mean the market is calm. It means the market is loading a spring and hasn't decided which direction to release it yet.

Selling volatility is picking up quarters in a room where someone occasionally releases a tiger. The quarters are real. So is the tiger.

Building a trading system is easy. Trusting it during a drawdown is the part they don't put in the YouTube thumbnail.

Your system worked in backtesting, in paper trading, in small size, and then immediately stopped working the day real money touched it. That's not a bug. That's the feature.

A backtest without transaction costs is a love letter you wrote to yourself. Beautiful, convincing, and completely disconnected from reality.

@doctor_rahmeh Wtf

The UK House of Lords has just legalised abortion up to birth. Women can now end the life of their unborn baby at any stage, for any reason, without legal consequences. A truly dark day for Britain.

Optimizing a strategy's parameters is just curve fitting in a tuxedo.

Backtesting is the art of finding patterns in the past that the future has no obligation to repeat.

Being early and being wrong look identical until they don't. The market charges the same tuition for both.