molly

can't wait til gen z runs the world

twitter, 2022

@joncoopertweets absofuckinglutely (yes that's a hard yes)

Yes or no to prove a point. Should Congress ban assault weapons?

it's been like a week and i'm already thinking like an internet

if i overdo this will i start talking like an internet

honestly i'd send him to the moon too

was actually happy when luther died and then was like oh no we're doing afterlife scenes now ughhh i thought we were done with this guy

the umbrella academy has the most hatable cast of characters

the umbrella academy stranger things 🤝 pinneapple pizza

can you imagine waking up from a 14 year coma right now

@cornfield_david @ethanjweiss so now i get dad jokes on twitter

@ethanjweiss Referring to all the high fructose snacks?

Visiting family in NC. Stopped for gas. My children now understand that we do indeed live in a bubble

WHY. DO. YOU. CARE. WHAT. OTHER PEOPLE. DO. WITH. THEIR. BODIES.

how cool IS a cucumber?

look mom i'm a satanist now

wouldn't it be cool if everyone wanted other people to be happy and healthy?

america: lending new meaning to "shithole country"

the world is crumbling and all i can do is tweet into a void

i'm an optimist but the world is a dark, terrible place

things sure are a whole lot worse when you're paying attention

initially thought "remain in mexico" was a friendly warning like hey we're just looking out for the mexican people