MALOME PAPI

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MALOME PAPI

@murphygee5

⚽️@chelseafc, @KaizerChiefs & @realmadriden

Pretoria, South Africa Sumali Aralık 2015

4.6K Sinusundan4.1K Mga Tagasunod

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MALOME PAPI@murphygee5·22 Şub

Married women like looking down on unmarried women ka Banna ba difebe 😭

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MALOME PAPI@murphygee5·4h

@_Bongekile_ I don’t know what you said but no it doesn’t

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Bongekile Mthembu🇿🇦@_Bongekile_·22h

Liyahamba kodwa igazi kulemicondo yenu?

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MALOME PAPI@murphygee5·4h

@noxoloh_m None

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N O X O L O H@noxoloh_m·10h

At your big age, what animal are you scared of?

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MALOME PAPI@murphygee5·4h

@telleeetubby You can start going out with me

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telle@telleeetubby·9h

My “pull & pray” friend is pregnant 😭sengyophuza nobani?

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MALOME PAPI@murphygee5·4h

@Sneh_Mbuyazii Ukuthanfa>>>>

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Sinethemba@Sneh_Mbuyazii·1d

Ukuthandwa>>>🥹🥹🤭

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MALOME PAPI@murphygee5·4h

@Ndaba_Luh Equivalent to the same person drinking three cups of coffee a day

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Ma Ndaba@Ndaba_Luh·12h

I have a colleague who drinks 3+ energy drinks a day, sometimes she mixes them in one bottle,different flavours and brands 😭😭😭😭

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MALOME PAPI@murphygee5·4h

@TheOGPurist Diabolical if you ask me

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Piano Purist🪓@TheOGPurist·10h

Thirsting over women on the internet with your girlfriend pinned on your page is insane 😭😭

Blem MusiQ@BLEM________

@akreana_ Honestly you deserve me

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MALOME PAPI@murphygee5·4h

@VinDollar016 It’s a man thing

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𝚅 𝙸 𝙽 𝙲 𝙴@VinDollar016·6h

Idk man, but if your partner is getting chowed you can feel it...

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MALOME PAPI@murphygee5·7h

@LindsayMabena Aomphakele

Lindsay@LindsayMabena·9h

Dinner is served.

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MALOME PAPI@murphygee5·7h

It's so beautiful you'd swear its not in Sunnyside 😭

Shibu Thobakgale@Shibu_Thobs

When you’re driving from Joburg, nothing says, “welcome to Pretoria” quite like the UNISA building, perfectly positioned ❤️

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MALOME PAPI@murphygee5·7h

When he stole my Physical sciences textbook back in grade 12 😭😂

thuli tia@itsssthulsss

when did you realise that your friend actually wasn’t your friend?

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MALOME PAPI@murphygee5·7h

This mfazi is busy screaming "umfazi uya nakegelwa"

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MALOME PAPI@murphygee5·7h

@BongiWaAtchar One we shouldn't take for granted

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Ous'Bongie@BongiWaAtchar·9h

Having food, clothing and a home is a blessing. Dear God, I am grateful 🙌🏽.

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MALOME PAPI@murphygee5·8h

Being with drunk people while you're not drunk is lowkey annoying

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MPHO@mphodmoloto·8h

@murphygee5 Guy!

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YOU ARE UGLY BUT I@MalumeRichie·8h

@murphygee5 😭😭😭😂😂😂

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I. am. Her🤍🇿🇦🇺🇸🌎@HikatekileUnati·8h

@murphygee5 Hawu, not all of us are naughty

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MALOME PAPI@murphygee5·8h

@HikatekileUnati I know and I trust you are not the naughty one, you don't look like the naughty one

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MALOME PAPI@murphygee5·10h

Secret admirer or work husband ?

I. am. Her🤍🇿🇦🇺🇸🌎@HikatekileUnati

Just came back from lunch, found this on my desk. 😊

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Ket@ketshedile_·10h

@murphygee5 @LadyCharrr1 We’re too quick to forget. 🤧

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Tuklasin

@_Bongekile_ @noxoloh_m @telleeetubby @Sneh_Mbuyazii @Ndaba_Luh @TheOGPurist @VinDollar016 @LindsayMabena