nessathedawn

I think Tiktok made bitchassness a career goal

What's the appropriate amount of time to wait to take a stranger's clothes out of the dryer without retaliation?

*@imperfect_foods commercial comes on* BF: Why do they sell ugly carrots when they could just make them into baby carrots? Me: Maybe they get them from a WHOLEsaler

@rachellaundry Well at least your make up is on point and your nails are cute tho!

Breaking out in hives and I haven’t even eaten anything today lololol

Do you think psychics look forward to going to work?

@rachellaundry 😂😂 This is something I never knew could happen

Got my first spray tan today and I learned a great tip for next time. 💀🥲

Happy Memorial Day, enjoy your bbqs and sunshine and when you’re good and roasted watch @nessathedawn and I eat peanuts that are far too spicy. youtu.be/l4A1z913V-g

Jumped on @travisisjoking & @nessathedawn show @FunnySadwithVnT to talk about van life and all the pleasures it brings!

youtu.be/hX0pMJtUU6U @FunnySadwithVnT @nessathedawn @joshaaronwatts

@VeeChattie @lisa_curry Aww thanks Unc!

@lisa_curry @nessathedawn is thoughtful and hilarious

I'm really tired of this cycle where we all amplify someone who sucks and then wonder why good people aren't getting more press so here's some wildly talented, good people who deserve your attention:

Why do 7/11 donuts always look dryer than a tumbleweed?

Check it out @nessathedawn and I did the #deathnutchallenge by @BlazingFoods and the video is up on my YouTube, link in comments

My current hotel has free @Showtime so I've been binge watching @SHODesusAndMero and it's the best decision I've made in the last 3 years

@tophermejia @LukeSevereid @Gabeynotgabby I might know somebody but it's gonna cost you

@nessathedawn @LukeSevereid @Gabeynotgabby Tulsa can SMDFTB

Lmao imma need more than 10 stacks to move my ass to Tulsa

@LukeSevereid @Gabeynotgabby @tophermejia Lol ok all nice things about Tulsa will be accepted

@nessathedawn @Gabeynotgabby @tophermejia Ahh too bad! I was gonna say nice things about the foliage

@LukeSevereid @Gabeynotgabby @tophermejia Absolutely not!

@nessathedawn @Gabeynotgabby @tophermejia I was there for a week. Does that count?

@Gabeynotgabby @tophermejia Man I'm not listening to anybody's opinions about Tulsa unless they've lived there!

@tophermejia @nessathedawn defend your city's honor

My new favorite pastime is unfollowing people on Instagram

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