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This is not something I ever have or ever will worry about @Ticketmaster

“Just drank a fifth of non-alcoholic vodka dare me to vibe?” Gen Z Eminem or something

Damn thought I had this one in the bag

Allergies are so silly. A few flowers bloom and all the sudden I’m too itchy to think straight.

@roboticpressure @LeBron_Eames Nerd

when people talk about how great Chicago is they cite the architecture, the nightlife, the culture, but one of the best things about Chicago is that exactly zero of these “adults who are afraid of Chicago” live here.

@tayraebo As he would have wanted

Coming out of wooktirement in 2025

@pcoff4real I’ve gotta get my hands on a copy

@pcoff4real Holy shit

Your silence is deafening @timheidecker

Personally, I do not care for Tony Romo.

Antwuan Dixon’s skate style is so flawless.

hey do you want to come over and watch 7 hours of commercial free football with me in complete silence

Heard someone play the saxophone so well that I now understand why Bill Clinton was so popular in the 90s

What using a Cervical Neck Traction Device for Instant Neck Pain Relief - Gray has taught me about B2B sales

@bigstankyranch Get their ass

If we're so worried about concussions instead of changing the kickoff they should outlaw two teammates banging their helmets together in celebration

@bigstankyranch @SportsonMax @ChicagoBears

@SportsonMax @ChicagoBears Suck my dick @normalguymax !

There is a delay for tonight's episode of #HardKnocks: Training Camp with the @ChicagoBears on Max. The episode will be available soon.

I’d clean up in the speed hobble

When are they going to make an Olympics for people in their 30s whose knees hurt when it rains