Norman Ⓜ️

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Norman Ⓜ️

@normalmethhead

just kidding around.

Larp City Sumali Şubat 2016

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Norman Ⓜ️@normalmethhead·15 Eyl

Vibe Check

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@TheAngryHonky To late

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The Honky@TheAngryHonky·2h

Hey bro, let’s get circumcised!

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P R N C@princeofthef4ll·50m

How much further along would America be if we weren’t baby sitting these people?

Crime Net@TRIGGERHAPPYV1

Crowd was spotted dumping water on a security guard during outdoor party

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R A W S A L E R T S@rawsalerts·1h

🚨#BREAKING: The official White House account shared a mysterious video with its 4.1 million followers, captioned ‘sound on,’ showing a close-up of a woman’s shoes.

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Norman Ⓜ️@normalmethhead·3h

A demon scratched me down my side and then I woke up the scratches still there

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Norman Ⓜ️@normalmethhead·3h

Yes please

xKyujin@xjisooluvies

@RealTrouble_Man They're probably going to drag you guys off the streets like the Ukrainians.

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Eggy@2eggwhite·5h

*Walter Bloomberg@DeItaone

SHIPS LOADED WITH LNG AND STUCK IN THE MIDDLE EAST ARE LOSING PRODUCT TO EVAPORATION- MITSUI O.S.K LINES SAYS

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Norman Ⓜ️@normalmethhead·5h

Been watching this for a while

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Καλός@realKalos·7h

"Strait of Hormuz? See these fingers? That's how tight it is. *changes to fist* And this is an average Marine cock. Now imagine 5000 of these. Lethal fisting power. Yeah. Let's just say the Strait won't be that *straight* anymore. Get it? Because we're gonna fuck it. In the ass."

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Norman Ⓜ️@normalmethhead·6h

My uber driver is still here

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Norman Ⓜ️@normalmethhead·9h

No it because there fake as hell

Yalda@Adlaycheeki

The Chinese make better science fiction than the west because they're a nation of dreamers

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aitch@happy_honeyboy·10h

A woman driver just picked up my doordash order so I cancelled it.

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Norman Ⓜ️@normalmethhead·11h

I thought ice was fully funded in the big beautiful bill

Josh Hawley@HawleyMO

If there is some DHS “deal,” I will offer an amendment to FULLY fund ICE

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Not Jerome Powell@alifarhat79·1d

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Sum are saying 25oo troops arrive at the straight of Hormuz

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Marcmywords@Marcmywords2·3 Mar

My timeline is just a collection of people you’d never put on speakerphone.

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Will Stancil’s Zippy 2011 Honda Fit@centristpeater·14h

🚨 Barack Obama calls Israel “unfairly maligned” because of Palestine conflict, highlighting its diversity and strong gay rights record: “They would kill me in Palestine.”