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@samueleyekosi @Odumodublvck_ 😂😂😂

@Odumodublvck_ You don dey promise am the way ur uncle promise you bicycle when you dey small

IF YOU MAINTAIN THIS MOTION WITH YOUR CGPA TILL YOU GRADUATE I GO GET YOU BETTER GRADUATION PRESENT. PRESENT WEY GO CARRY YOU FROM POINT A TO POINT B REAL LIFE MOTION.

Consistency is what turns ordinary effort into breakthroughs

@VictorUdoh_ @kelechiajax @Odumodublvck_ @just_mustapham 😂

@kelechiajax @Odumodublvck_ @just_mustapham E no too far like that if you use bike

BONIFACE SHOW ME THE CRAZIEST MOTION WHEN WE DEY LONDON BONIFACE: HELLO! OD WHERE YOU DEY? OD: I DEY LONDON, YOU WHERE YOU DEY? BONIFACE: I DEY GERMANY, MAKE I WEAR CLOTH DEY COME, MEET ME FOR ENISH RESTAURANT. SEE MOTION 🥵

@5starbarber_1 Most time I Dey think say you be Yoruba boy

2 weeks to my 500L second semester exam.. THE MOTION MUST NOT STOP⚙️

@VusiThembekwayo @EstherUmoh10 He didn’t pray against him either.

David didn't pray for Goliath. He killed him.

@officialABAT Very wicked human being..

Fellow Nigerians, Three years ago, on this day, I first addressed you as your President. I pledged courage in leadership, honesty in reform, and commitment to rebuilding the foundations of our economy. The decisions we have taken since have been difficult but necessary. Today, the signs of recovery, resilience, and renewal are visible across our country. In honour of this milestone, and as a precursor to Democracy Day, today, across all six geopolitical zones, over twenty groups of strategic projects in energy, health, enterprise, education, and public works would be commissioned. Under the Midstream and Downstream Gas Infrastructure Fund, four flagship projects today. FEMADEC Energy at the Federal University of Technology, Owerri — the first of twenty CNG refuelling stations in our federal universities. Portland Gas at Ojota, Lagos — a 96,000 SCMD CNG mother station, with a daughter station in Kubwa, Abuja. Ibile Oil and Gas, with its network of fifteen CNG refuelling stations across Lagos State. And Rolling Energy at Jahi, Abuja — anchoring a portfolio of seventeen RLNG and LCNG facilities across Kaduna, Kano and Borno. Together, these projects will lower transport costs, expand cleaner energy, and strengthen our energy sovereignty. In the health sector, thirteen new projects today across all six zones — every one of them ribbon-cut on the ground today. Six new facilities at our federal teaching hospitals: the President Bola Tinubu Complex at the Federal Medical Centre, Abuja; the Trauma Centre Pharmacy Quality Control Laboratory at Ahmadu Bello University Teaching Hospital, Zaria; the Infertility and Assisted Reproductive Technology Centre at Abubakar Tafawa Balewa University Teaching Hospital, Bauchi; the new Mental Health Complex at the University of Maiduguri Teaching Hospital; the new Administrative Complex at the University of Nigeria Teaching Hospital, Enugu; and the Laboratory Complex at the University of Uyo Teaching Hospital. Also commissioned are the State Emergency Operations Centres in Kano, Sokoto and Katsina; the newly constructed Lagos Vaccine Hub in Oshodi; and the National Emergency Medical Service and Ambulance System fleet — one hundred and forty-five tricycle ambulances, six boat ambulances, and seventy-nine new ambulances for our federal hospitals. Two revitalised primary health centres at Gadon Kaya in Kano and Aboh in Delta State. These two stand for the almost three thousand primary health centres our administration has revitalised under the IMPACT programme over the last two years, alongside twenty-seven equipped Comprehensive Emergency Obstetric and Newborn Care sites, one thousand six hundred and two revitalised Level 1 facilities, and one thousand three hundred and sixty revitalised Level 2 facilities, together bringing quality care closer to ordinary Nigerians in every zone. Alongside these, the new SMEDAN Industrial Development Centre at Ikorodu, Lagos, and additional projects in education and public works being delivered across the country. These projects are not ceremonial symbols. They are evidence that the Renewed Hope Agenda is being felt in homes, businesses, schools and hospitals across our federation. Today is the commemoration of our inauguration. It is not a day for long speeches. On June 12, our Democracy Day, we will present our full scorecard to Nigerians. And so, by the authority vested in me as President and Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, I hereby declare all these projects — across our health system, our energy infrastructure, our enterprise, our education and our public works — duly commissioned, and dedicated to the service of the Nigerian people. The work continues. The reforms continue. And our resolve remains unshaken. Thank you, and may God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Watch Live on @theasovilla" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">Youtube.com/@theasovilla BOLA AHMED TINUBU, GCFR President, Federal Republic of Nigeria 29th May 2026

@Nobleboyy7 😂😂😂

I sha know say opay go tire one day Una no fit dey call me till 2030

@Docfrosh And you be doctor oo..😂

@null_Cee My anus don tear

Tweeting from the toilet, I beg in you in the name of God please drink plenty water if not for your kidney Atleast for your Anus, my Godddd

@mftopboy A week ke?

Omo na dating hard pass for this yahoo, if you no nurse cl for like a week e no go press shibo 😭

“There is no celebrity in Nigeria that talks about insecurity in our country more than me. You can check it on Twitter. But whenever I speak about it and also tweet normal things, the only tweets Nigerian bloggers pick are the random ones, while they ignore the important tweets. When they post those random tweets, people now think I’m insensitive. Again, but what is our business with the issue between Frank Edoho, his wife and Chike? What concerns us about it? Nigerian bloggers will amplify those kinds of stories instead. When it comes to distracting the people, most bloggers do it. How many times have they amplified the issue of kidn@pping?” — Nasboi calls out Nigerian bloggers

@vslkemo @Afc_saks1 Ojo na werey😂

Peller laughing at Ojo Lexus car saying Ojo is living fake life😂 Dem don de laugh Es 350?😌

@Emmanuel_Tips All I see is a man who is financially free!

Man set is house of fire 🔥 mistakenly 🤯

history shows all events are just recycling around.

@KindnessOg67004 @lee003_ @Rad_Adebayo Amen 🤲🏾😌

@lee003_ @null_Cee @Rad_Adebayo You will not die well

RADIOGRAPHY MBBS PHARMACY PHYSIOTHERAPY Just pick one and you're good 👍

@oluwaDanielmii Cu

Gun pointed to your head,what's the chemical symbol for copper?

@boytrickz Top

1am - 4am twitter is peak.

dear medical student, please take care of your health. no one is giving a degree to a dead person.

@BrotherEbuka @Rad_Adebayo Person from struggling home no fit start any of the careers if that is the case.

@null_Cee @Rad_Adebayo Person from struggling home no go fit open lab na