Doc King

@greendragonhq You literally cannot tune in to a news channel, news paper, social media forum without being bombarded with pro-queer pro-illegal BS. And you have the dipshitedness to claim WE obsess over it.

0.00196% of NCAA athletes are transgender. 0.0000001% of votes come from undocumented immigrants. This is what MAGA obsesses over.

@Geniustechw Wouldn't want a Muslim Angel to visit anyway if they don't like my dog. My Dog is WAY more important than any filthy Muslim.

Islamic scholar says: “Dogs are filthy and enemies of the prophet. If you have one, you are unclean and angels will never visit your home. Anyone with a pet dog is committing haram and will be punished by Allah.” What would you tell him?

@wakeupusa This is old and I would chose my Dog over anyone but my wife. And she might get a second look ...

Are they wrong?

@otokyo__ No such thing. No one 'accidentally' cheats.

What’s the correct answer? 🤔👇

@BBMagaMom Bob's kind of a dipshit. Always has been. Which is why he got voted in. Washington likes their dipshits. If I were an ICE Agent (I wish!) I'd claim my mask as a personal protection device against the possibility of catching the Covid. Can't force me to take it off then.

🚨 BREAKING: Washington State Gov. Bob Ferguson just signed a bill BANNING ICE agents from wearing masks on duty, the first state in the country to do it. COWARD POS!

@SenAdamSchiff Schiff talking about morals is like Whoopie talking about her sex life. Seems you don't have to actually have any to talk about it.

If you’re wondering why Trump doesn’t care about our economy or bringing down costs - it’s because his personal economy is doing great. He’s making tons of money and so are the billionaires around him. Let’s break down some ties between Trump officials and the money they’ve made while in office.

@lady_valor_07 The Syphilis rash of shame.

If President Trump is orange, then what color is this?

@Oceanbreeze473 So *that's* who's buying all the crash test dummies!

“I’ll take things I never wanted to know for $400 Alex”

@Aliceshaw25 Yep

Dems are outraged after a viral video surfaced showing Muslim women being required to uncover their faces before boarding a flight in the United States. Do you support banning burqas in the U.S.? A. Hell yes,, B. No

@TrumpsHurricane Looks like she'd need half the gross National Product to feed her fat ass.

Black woman says that White People need to start PAYING for Black Peoples groceries... What's your response to her ??

@honeymoon250 Show her mine.

You pull up to pick your woman up for a date and you find her like this What do you do?

@SarahIronside6 You really live in a delusional world. If you stoked common sense as much as you try to stoke this BS you might actually have a decent life. Dipshit. Instead of causing trouble, try to be part of the solution.

I genuinely need to know what the red line is for maga. Because at this point it seems like trump could break into your home and rape your daughter right in front of you and you would still find a way to justify your support for this absolute monster.

@Matt_Pinner Eigth?

You're a genius if You can identify the error: 🤔

@TexasTamieK He probably won't see a dime of the refunds because most times the installing company makes you sign it over to them. Otherwise it's SSDD.

My neighbor is getting solar panels installed today. I was curious so I asked the guy solar about it. He says the system will pay for itself AND provide a monthly surplus that at the end of the year, they send a check for the credit. Does that sound reasonable?

@WorkElizab Adjustable wrench.

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@akafaceUS Run them over. Let the medics sort them out.

What's the correct decision when you're in this situation?

@BrianaRoseLee Because it's really not happening?

The girls in the ICE detention centers are pregnant. They weren’t pregnant when they went in. We need DNA samples of every single ICE agent to match who is raping these girls. Why is this not happening?

@cooneycongress J.P. Looney is back!

I prosecuted the Proud Boys and the Oath Keepers, and then Donald Trump himself. One week after he took office again, he fired me. Now I’m running for Congress to defend our democracy and restore the rule of law.

@Geniustechw Who are you that I should care? Come on over and we'll have a beer, grilled ham-n-cheese, and talk about it.

'This goes out to people who voted for Donald Trump... I hate you.' 🤬 Thoughts?

@nobleisawinner Keep up the good work!