Mr Kaplan👷🏾‍♂️🕴️

Africa's Most Valuable Brands 💰 1. MTN Group 🇿🇦 — $3.5B 2.Vodacom 🇿🇦 — $2.3B 3.Standard Bank 🇿🇦 — $1.6B 4.First National Bank 🇿🇦 — $1.5B 5.Absa Group 🇿🇦 — $1.3B 6.Nedbank 🇿🇦 — $1.2B 7. Capitec Bank 🇿🇦 — $1.1B 8.Shoprite 🇿🇦 — $1.0B 9.Pick n Pay 🇿🇦 — $0.95B 10.Sasol 🇿🇦 — $0.90B 11.Eskom 🇿🇦 — $0.85B 12.Anglo American 🇬🇧/🇿🇦 $0.80B 13.Old Mutual 🇿🇦 — $0.75B 14.Discovery Limited 🇿🇦 $0.70B 15.Bidcorp 🇿🇦 — $0.65B 16.Woolworths Holdings🇿🇦$0.60B 17.Massmart 🇿🇦 — $0.55B 18.MultiChoice Group 🇿🇦 $0.50B 19.Safaricom 🇰🇪 — $0.45B 20.Dangote Group 🇳🇬 — $0.40B

@itsprincessluu @itsBigSexy_ Nah we can’t lose Phuza Thursday. The weekend starts on Thursday

@itsBigSexy_ @papimojaps Tuesday to Friday is better 😭

Mon-Thurs or Tue-Fri?

When it rains, it pours

Never give up 🇺🇿🛡️

MINIMUM PAY Standard Bank and Absa have raised their minimum monthly pay to above R22,000 following a record-breaking 2025. Standard Bank reported headline earnings of R49.2bn, while Absa delivered R24.8bn, underpinning their ability to lift entry-level remuneration. The increases place banking sector minimum pay at roughly 18 times the national minimum wage of R30.23 per hour, which was adjusted just a month ago, highlighting a widening gap between financial services and the broader labour market. Both lenders maintain that higher wages are necessary to attract and retain critical skills in an increasingly competitive environment. Full story - ln.run/BYOMt Pictured - Standard bank Group CEO (Sim Tshabalala) and Absa Group CEO (Kenny Fihla)

We couldn’t even compete against this Pep’s team that won UCL tbh they’d have been 20 points ahead Arsenal. We’re so lucky man.

20k give or take a couple thousands to spend on an entry level car, housing and fixed living expenses. 4k TFSA, 6k spending money, 5k emergency savings. Super comfy

35k net anywhere outside of CPT and you’re honestly comfy if you aren’t being unreasonable

James Hill double loading 🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾

My biggest take away from the FA Cup result today is that I get to own James Hill in a Double Gameweek.

Man city will face this Southampton super team that knocked out Arsenal in the FA cup semi-final

A soccer jersey factory in China has cooked this shirt already. Tempted to buy it.

Adult math is knowing MONDAY will always be a better day off than FRIDAY.

i’ve finished the salary that’s supposed to carry me for april. 💀

It’s STILL not Monday yet 😭 thank you Jesus, thank you Mandela

That feeling of having no work tomorrow is genuinely beautiful. you really notice how draining a 5 day work week can be. Honestly a 4 day week is the perfect balance.

Erling Haaland now has 40 goal contributions for #ManCity this season. Rayan Cherki now has 20 goal contributions for @ManCity this season.

Not bad for a manager that can ‘only buy world class proven players’