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@Inraydah @georgediano Wacha kuvuta bangi ndugu

@georgediano Try as much as you can not to touch the anointed. You might actually find these posts deleting themselves.

The mightiest conman is comfortable around white women in pants. It's only here in Kenya where he forces his mumu followers to wear 240 km of curtains. Behind closed doors, it's alleged the mikora supplies high voltage electricity to imported damsel from the Caribbean. Sharp boy!

If a lady texts you "How are you?" just reply with "I'm fine" and stop there. But if you have money you can add "What about you?"

It is easier to beat Chelsea than Leeds United

Cunhait my fellow winners

@MaxonAiro Betjam ulitoa wapi kwanza, hakuna kuwin anything tena

Chelsea should be investigated for match-fixing wallai. What a useless team 🚮

In 20min @ManUtd lazima watafungwa

@moneyacademyKE This country is just a comedy. Why now and why 21 yrs

KBC to lease nearly 2,000 acres of land for 21 years in a bid to generate revenue and manage its Sh90 billion debt.

@WashiraX This is better than hizi wantam na tutam kila saa na mafuta imepanda

KRA is not playing with Naivas. You know Naivas. Hii tu moja. It was a fully family owned supermarket giant. When the time came to cash out, the owners weighed their options. If they sold the supermarket from Kenya, they would pay insane taxes. So they went shopping for low tax countries. And Mauritius presented itself. It was irresistible. - 0% tax on sale of the company. In 2015, the family registered a shell company in Mauritius. Called it NIL. Then transferred all their shares to this company. So Naivas was now 100% owned by a Mauritian company. To make it even tighter, they added another layer. They set up a second shell company. Called it GFI. And transferred all NIL shares to GFI. So now: • GFI owns NIL • NIL owns Naivas Kenya Proper entanglement. Achana na hiyo yako. As all this is happening, they are unaware of one dangerous sentence sitting quietly in Kenyan tax law. It reads: • Any company managed and controlled from Kenya is a Kenyan resident company. Then the family went looking for a buyer. In 2020: • They sold 30% of the supermarket for 5.2B • By selling 30% of NIL shares So: - Naivas is still owned by NIL - But NIL now has a new shareholder And everything happened in Mauritius quietly. Nothing has changed hands in Kenya trigger anything. • Deal is closed. 0 tax. Bahati mbaya, KRA caught wind that Naivas is gone. Immediately, KRA embarked on a fault finding mission. In 2022, KRA discovered that: - The family has always lived in Kenya. Not Mauritius. - They managed and controlled every single operation of the shell companies from Kenya They invoked the one dangerous sentence. You remember it? • Any company managed and controlled from Kenya, is a Kenyan resident company. KRA said: • These Mauritius shell companies are Kenyan • They must pay tax in Kenya Tax demanded: 30% of 5.2B. Plus penalties • Total Bill: 1.8B Naivas ran to court. The court looked at it, and sided with KRA. Family wakaabiwa walipe tax. Case closed! Lesson. • Structure your offshore company properly. • Or KRA will structure it for you.

Mniambie tu Eve D Souza aliendaga wapi?

@Safaricom_Care naeza pata number complete to a number I have been sending money to. Sorry I misplaced my phone

@Wavinya_Ndeti Sasa deni ni kitu ya kuja kutupea lecture online kama si ni watoto wako

One thing I know is that God is no respecter of persons. He also knows the deepest secrets of men. He is the only judge.

Exactly 🤣🤣🤣

@niamatoutou They are being paid to migrate elsewhere

@MaxonAiro Sportybet 0723453053

For the next one month my focus will be on one bookie. I want to make sure I hit them properly. Guess the bookie and I will pay for your lunch. (10 people at random!)

Ruto seems to be working hard to make Kenya better but the reality is different, to make our lives harder. Is it intentional or just lack of clue

@moneyacademyKE The CS is known to be very incompetent, ni kuskumwa Tu ndio anawezana

Kenya CS for Environment Deborah Barasa says three acres of Karura Forest are being cleared to create a tree nursery and temporary NYS housing.

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This regime has borrowed endlessly, and every day it invents new ways to squeeze and loot Kenyans. The new NTSA fines must be rejected. They cannot even repair roads, yet they are busy punishing citizens.

Today we celebrate the strength, faith, and love of women everywhere—remember, even small acts of care and courage create ripples that change the world. 🌸✨ #InternationalWomensDay

Time to visit Dubai