amanda

*peyton manning after oral sex with his wife, to tune of nationwide jingle* 🎶damn that pussy tastes so good🎶

omg morrissey is in the files :(

just had to zelle my mom $5 so i could watch the movie candyman on her amazon prime account

@yogaismymolly AS SOON AS UR BACK!!!!

@pepperclanton 🙋‍♀️

anyone wanna do hookah soon?

i'm getting a gun

masturbating to relieve period cramps is such a goated biological life hack

ok yeah

can't believe we've all fucked the same people, that's crazy :) much love to all :) 😇❤️

florida isn't great, but neither is your fucking state

cram stroker's jackula

when the ataris changed the lyrics to "out on the road today i saw a black flag sticker on a cadillac" that was gay

fool me once? k*lling myself

cool stage name would be Big FuckIt

took the hasidic tunnels to work this morning. so much quicker!!!!

aliens are a snooze fest. not even scary. i already know i can beat every alien’s ass

no one talks about how stephen hawking was a fuck boy cheater

ling ling you forgot your bling bling