Alfred “Alfie” Solomans

I should have the chance to defend myself in therapy sessions I get talked about in

Breaking: Team that went 31-1 is good.

Man in the arena

@MiamiRedHawks Might be smart if the game is an hour away from campus to allocate some of those fan section tickets to students! Yea the ones who sold out the last 5 home games? Hope the donors who give you guys 100 bucks a year are happy tho

The worst dude you know from Naperville, IL is positing on Instagram with Sandra’s Rose in the background

Grandpa just hit my inbox with his new pair of Tecovas #ripper

@rick2013pitino Made the switched a few years ago, worth it

Anyone else thought about moving the hometown chat from snap to iMessage yet?

@BCrawford247 You typed this out thinking you were so smart too🤣🤣 dumbest shit I’ve ever read you’re comparing apples to donkey cocks

Miami (Ohio)'s strength of schedule is 362nd out of 365 teams. Imagine Akron finishing 13-0 and playing in the College Football Playoff.

Hopefully a needed wake up call before the tournament. Been playing too close for too long. Miami is in the tournament, anyone saying otherwise needs to check themselves

Maybe if Luke Skaljiac wasn’t busy hitting his geek bar at CJs we would’ve won

Don’t text

@Daniel207410026 @BarstoolBigCat Cope pussy

Love and Honor. What a game. Put em in the tourney no matter what happens in Cleveland

Another pathetic defensive performance against a mediocre .500 team where they win on the last possession 🤣 31-0 against Connecticut School of the Blind, DeVry, Culinary Academy, Juilliard and Blue Mountain State

Genuinely used to pray for times like this. Relevant sports I damn near might cry #31n0

@Brad_Wachtel Fucker was in my English 111 and would DoorDash to class #yup

Everyone’s reaction if the selection committee leaves out Miami Ohio

@OhioTate Rivalry game in a packed barn and they were getting shit thrown at them. Stick to coaching Granville women’s hoops🤣

Congrats to Miami. 31-0 is very cool. Call me old school but I think you should celebrate with your team after going undefeated. Not immediately run over to the other fans to flick them off and taunt them.

@Brooksyd15 @JackDunkins01 You’re a fucking moron buddy

@JackDunkins01 There is 85 teams that could do what Miami has done

You can immediately tell someone’s level of ball knowledge based off of their opinion on Miami Ohio

Alexa play up all night. Sorry you don’t have the song appalled night downloaded. FYCK YOU

@danthesportsdad Get a life

Guess the checks aren’t cashing anymore for Maddie. To chipotle she goes!

@ArchibaldMan Miss, this is lit

“YO let’s all throw on some WHALE and post up on the stairs that be sooooo sick” RAPE NEW JERSEY