♠️ James ♠️

I'm sorry I couldn't answer your text, my mouth was full of peanut butter.

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Fajita is Latin for “a taco you have to make yourself”

If you call me daddy you now have to accept “because I said so” as an answer.

Me at the Mexican restaurant when margaritas arrive

If your rim were salted it would probably get licked more often.

I’m not saying I have lofty goals but I hit my move goal shaking after going to the bathroom.

@ChaosBubbles85 It’s really the jalapeño ranch

It’s pretty self explanatory at this point.

Why does Chuck E Cheese have pizza in stores. It’s not even edible in store… so why is there a market for it 🤦🏻‍♀️

When you really wanted tater tots and Sonic gives you this.

Why call it scissoring when you could call it a thigh-five?

I can’t read braille but I’m not opposed to rubbing it across my nipples.

Ironic that all the Twitter DOMs showed up around the same time people started telling Siri, Alexa, and Google to do stuff.

Not sure who needs to hear this… it’s not ghosting if only one person starts the conversations and they quit, they got the hint.

Cold pizza is charcuterie, fight me.

@girl_a_whirl 😂😂😂😂 both fair

@pplwtching I’m not sure what shocks me most, that you tweeted or that I see you on my tl😯

Snapchat: send pictures that you don’t want saved. Also Snapchat: 1 year ago today ::nude pic::

*pins you to the top of my messages

@UghShh Should we make them now to be preemptive for the fight?

Send masturbation videos from your fat angles when you're horny but fighting so they can only kinda enjoy it

@LaqueefaTeen You know better to ask medicated folks how to de-stress 😂

It’s been a hell of a week. I need to de-stress. What recommendations would I get from Twitter 🤔?