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If some1 calls me up and says their toaster is talking to them, I don't refer them to professional help, I say,'Put the toaster on the phone

So the big thing that is going to come out of this is that the US is losing militarily to Iran and Russia, and would probably lose to China. The problem was that the defense budget was just a racket to make people rich and was never set up to fight a 21st century war.

Why do people stop walking in doorways or stairwells!!!!! Fucking move or get out of the way!!

We didn’t have a serious debt problem before Trump. Trump cut vital government agencies and ruined the country and pretending he was saving money when he cost us dearly and now even more in debt

Literacy. If the oligarchs have their way, the children of the very rich will have human teachers, physical textbooks, handwritten assignments, phoneless schools. Everyone else will have chromebooks, malfunctioning AI tutors and screen addiction.

Israel has now seized a larger percentage of Lebanon's total landmass than Russia has taken from Ukraine since its 2022 invasion. The latter was immediately met with international uproar and unprecedented multi-sectoral sanctions while the former is barely even mentioned.

I thought dana white was a women. What type of a man is named “Dana”

@lsthief @charrlysa The propaganda will only cut through if there's minecraft parkour in the background

really taken by the idea of tiktok ai voice hanoi hannah

[female tik tok AI voiceover] G.I., your government has abandoned you. They have ordered you to die.

@IneedAweaponak1 @clusterbitch_ @CantEverDie Absolutely not. We want healthcare for all to prevent death. We want jobs for all. We want college for free for whoever wants it. You guys are a death cult not allowing people to get medical care

@predederva @clusterbitch_ @CantEverDie The far left is a death cult at this point.

the tent is not big enough to include people who think america deserved 9/11. period.

@NateB_Panic The worst: Iran has never possessed weapons of mass destruction. But as long as trump says Iran will attack Israel, 99% of Americans support this war, without understanding the consequences for the whole world.

It's almost impossible to wrap your head around the immensity of the coming crisis. There's basically a few weeks left of pretty much everything before the shit hits the fan in ways that will be written and talked about forever

covid actually proved that americans cannot withstand short-term volatility in exchange for 50 years of safety. in fact, it proved that americans will get absolutely brain raped into another reality by short-term volatility.

most embarrassing moment in my life was when i went to buy catherine full body at gamestop but i had to bring my dad because i wasn’t an adult and the clerk was raving about how hot the women in the game were and on the drive home my dad asked me if i was a lesbian

I love dating astrology-girls. Makes me feel like some barbarian king. I wake up and I’m like WHAT DO THE STARS SAY!?! Shall I be victorious today? Tell me of the omens.

I actually cannot survive with only 2 days off per week this is sucking the life out of me

Iran says Hormuz open to all but ‘enemy-linked’ ships amid US threat, per Reuters

@xHaustedOfStats @demsocsean No

@demsocsean Looking at 2016 Bernie rural vote as anything but anti-immigration/anti-Hillary vote is a crime

yeah for some reason I doubt Rashida Tlaib is running up the score with rural whites who are then going to vote for Trump in the general

@nxt888 @SmartAmerica It prob doesn’t say those things because it was designed by an Asian American student

58,000 Americans died in Vietnam. Over 3,000,000 Vietnamese died. And for fifty years, American culture has centered the grief of the 58,000 while treating the 3,000,000 as a backdrop. As scenery. As context. As "the Vietnam War experience." They built a wall in Washington with American names on it. A beautiful wall. A solemn wall. Good. Mourn your dead. But understand what that wall does not say. It does not say why they died. It does not say what they were doing there. It does not say what was done in their name to the people whose country it actually was. It does not mention My Lai, where American soldiers massacred an entire village, old men, women, children, babies, and the officer who ordered it served three years of house arrest before being pardoned. Three years. House arrest. Pardoned. For five hundred people murdered in a ditch. It does not mention the 2.7 million acres of Vietnamese forest doused in Agent Orange, a chemical weapon disguised as herbicide, that is still deforming Vietnamese children today. Not in 1970. Not in 1985. Today. Children born in 2020 with bodies twisted by a war their grandparents fought. And the chemical companies that made it are still in business. Still profitable. Still un-prosecuted. And yet they send us human rights reports. They grade our democracy. They warn us about our behavior. The audacity is so enormous it becomes almost impressive. Almost.

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to a blood donation clinic. The nurse asked the rabbit: “What is your blood type?” “I am probably a type O”, said the rabbit.