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@HELBpage Good morning ^MK, ^VW, ^KK, ^EW. Tusemezane ukweli. Being that cjaget upkeep ya this academic year, mnasema will be paid soon na semester imeisha. Next academic year itaingia na ya fourth year? Ama tu ni sahau? simnipe ya sem1 inishikilie Id: 929131885 Serial: 2510326114

Happy April Fools’ Day! 😄 Today is full of surprises, but remember, not everything you see online is true. Always rely on official HELB communication channels for accurate updates. Stay informed and stay ahead.

@KCBInKenya Admin ajez, hbu ingia dm

Pesa ikikaa chini ya pillow haitazaana nani. Iweke kwa KCB Money Market Fund uone vile interest inafanya kazi yake, hii nayo ni sure.

@Kifagio5 "...pussy so rancid and unwashed..."😂😂

Yooh😭😂😂

@bozgabi @grok which game is landlord gaming

Today I'm heading to Slovakia to deliver some cement alafu baadae ni spend my weekend in Bistro Bystrica

ALLOCATED MONEY VS USED MONEY IN GOVERNMENT PROJECTS😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@polo_kimanii Umenikumbusha pale 4m3 tulienda trip Nakuru. tukaachiliwa hapo jioni. Mm na morio wangu onyango tukaingia kwa duka kubwa(we didn't know ni mall) tulizurura looking at shelves surprised by prices. Sambusa mia tano, onyango my fren akaanza kuzua ngori, kidogo naona croks ni kilo

Na niliwaambia, before you get inside those mall shops to buy overpriced catalogue please understand that these fellas are not here to sell. They are here to look like they’re selling. Nimeingia mahali leo nikaona mshipi ya 12 sausand buana. 12 sausand! Muuzaji ako huko kwa counter anaona dance challenge huko tiktok. Nikaangalia boxer namna hii nikaona wanauza 4 sausand. Eih! Ukichungusa unapata rental amount they pay is 300 sausand. Na wateja ni wawili siku mzima,how? Sasa wewe na ujinga yako unakuja unafungua duka ya masufuria kando yake,ati you’re targeting a Targeted Audience. Buana you will see what Murang’a men saw in 2014 after imbibing illicit brews. Wanasemanga waliona marudu rudu These people just need proof of income. Mwisho wa mwezi kitabu inasoma sales of 3 million. Analipa VAT 16% anabaki na 2.5Million. Inaingia kwa system,in English we call that money laundering. Wewe sasa juu ulishinda tender ya kusupply maharagwe national school unataka kushindana na mtu kama huyo? Auii! Utakufa vibaya ndugu yangu. Ni mbayaa!!

@Lameck250 @weehmzeee Watakubali ka washadepreciate😂☹️

@weehmzeee Afadhali umwambie from the word go ndio ajue anachart na msee mwenye anamtaka,rejection nikitu poa..its makes you gain confidence with time ukizipata mob..endelea kukatia wengi kuna wakati wataanza kukubali

Kutoka Amerix aseme ukikatia dame you go straight to the point nimekula Ls mingi kuliko huko betika

@Goddie_Ke @grok what's happening? Gimme the flow

Reports indicate that Amir Hatami, Iran's Defence Minister has been eliminated

@HELBpage Hi. The payment process is still ongoing. We’ll notify you once your sem 1 payment process is complete. ^MK ^MK Hali sio hali, imefika wapi

Thank you for supporting education and transforming lives through consistent HELB repayment. Together, we continue building Kenya’s future. Tap to repay: helb.co.ke/repay-loan/ #NdotoZetuJukumuLetu

@HELBpage Hi. The payment process is still ongoing. We’ll notify you once your sem 1 payment process is completed. ^MK Hali si hali, imefika wapi?

@polo_kimanii "...wanaume ata hatunanga uchafu mingi..."

Marriage is really good. I wont lie. My only problem with this institution,especially if you have a lightskin wife with sensitive skin, is bathing. You will bathe my friend. Aki ata msimu ya baridi kama hii hawakuhurumii. Unaskia amekuambia “I’ve prepared your clothes to wear after showering” . Hiyo ni kukuambia you no choice here,its not debatable. Ingia bafu. Hii mwezi I have bathed against my will. Ningekua bachelor maji ningeguza april. Juu unajua wanaume ata hatunanga uchafu mingi,I remember one time in highschool I did 6 weeks of not touching water. Maji nilikua naguza nikikunywa. Nilikua naingia kwa blanketi namna hii nikiwa na vumbi asubuhi nikiamka niko msafi,miraculously. Siku kifua iliguza maji niliskia kitefutefu. Buana hatuwesi endelea namna hii. Naona niongese bibi wa pili mwizlamu,hao unajua hawaogi kila siku,ni marash na tunaingia taon. Khabusie!

@polo_kimanii "...huyu tumeanikiwa mkundu yake apa,asijaribu kulia..."🤣🤣

Sasa hii ni mambo gani naona jameni na ndio nimetoka mazishi. Si wanaume tuliongea hakuna kulala uchi. Tulisema ukimaliza kitendo rudi nyuma kama lorry mpaka bafu,vaa surual rudi kwa kitanda. Mimi juu sina bafu kwa bedroom huwa naruka chini ya kitanda,namwambia nipatilie iyo kinyasa. Navaa ndio natokelezea kama undertaker. No matter how in love you feel you are,a woman must never see your sende. Na akiona ni ile ya view once. Modern man has become bladfaking! There is a reason your ancestors used to have sex at night in the dark. Hawaonani,They knew,some of these women are satanic. Mwanamke akikuona matako heshima huwa anakata by half. Because you look vulnerable and harmless. Sasa kama huyu tumeanikiwa mkundu yake apa,asijaribu kulia. Apambane na hali yake. If you sleep with a mad woman at night, you must not get angry when she waves at you in the market. Leo ni kumoto manze!

@thombrider254 Acha kunitusi

Lakini mwanaume unakuwa aje mjinga ady unakubali Dem akupige picha haga 😂😂

@moneyacademyKE @grok after how long does lsk conducts elections

Senior Counsel Charles Kanjama wins the LSK presidential election held today

@Batakenya hey, naeza pata a darkturn sharpshooter ya kupigwa rangi budget of 1500

@realskeka @grok what is pretty privilege in men

Okay acha niiseme leo. Kuna pretty privilege even among men.

@KCBInKenya Admin rada

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Haujachelewa. As long as unaendelea kusave, uko ndani. February ni ya experiences, but consistency inaweza kufikisha mbali zaidi. 👀 Keep saving for a chance to win the Grand Prize — a one-bedroom apartment or KSh 500,000 Money Market Fund prize. #RevvvishaNaKCB2026 #ForPeopleForBetter #GrowBetterNaKCB

@AshleyAli44870 @HELBpage Heri nyinyi

@HELBpage mkuu asante sana sasa kichele iko ndani😅😅tupatane next sem same place niwasumbuez🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lawyers. Doctors. Engineers. Innovators. Your HELB repayment today supports the professionals of tomorrow and keeps the cycle of opportunity moving. Start or continue your HELB repayment today. #NdotoLetuJukumuLetu helb.co.ke/repay-loan/

@Adrian_realestt Unatakuwa ngombe ukule cud inform of mafi

Let's you're stuck in a jungle without any food, can you survive on your own faeces?

@karis3_kennedy @supuypweza Kwa nn m*k*nd ukulwa

@supuypweza I have gone through the comments and since I work in a S/H I can honestly say huwa haipelekwi Kwa mturaa. It's always disposed ama inapewa wagido

Kinembe ya ng'ombe inaendanga wapi ikifika kwa butchery?