twiddly bop.

my obituary probably

mentally i’m here:

@PeetzFleshlight @groger2002

@groger2002 The ONLY one.

ALR is getting drunk tonight.

paris hilton saying she cries when she listens to her own music because ‘it’s so good’, 2006

t.A.T.u. performing ‘all the things she said’, 2003

she was 18 years old, the tabloids wouldn’t leave her alone, she was hooking up with paris on the low, her dad had just been arrested, she wanted to beat hilary duff’s ass! she came on here mad as hell..

Ok, but same. #90dayfiancetheotherway

Life sucks lmfao

bro 😭😭😭😭😭

You never know how much you miss pants when you’re forced to wear dresses and nightgowns because of a colostomy bag and you’re too paranoid to try flowy pants

@dawgitscaroline @elonmusk Lmaoo yes…all the time

@elonmusk @pukebby

🚨BREAKING: Kim Kardashian has purchased Lemon Loaf's icing for $270 million, TMZ reports

when nicole richie used lindsay lohan’s phone to text a model who accused lindsay of stealing her clothes

sam smith looked disgusting - nipples protruding - in his white corset at the piss orgy. Very very disrespectful.

@MichaelBePetty Funniest gorl world moments

Remember when ALR tried to come for Amy Slaton, and Amy humbled her ass real quick with this parody video, dark knuckles and all! 🤣🤣🤣

@jeffxc I truly don’t remember but my mom went in there & ripped up her threat in her face & said the real little mermaid has boobs so she draws what she knows!! In fifth grade i got in trouble for drawing a beer bottle & a vampire with a martini as well & my mom lost it again 🤣

@pukebby w/ nips? cause that’s a wild move in second grade the class woulda lost their minds

Remembering the time I went through wearing a bandanna because my mom cut my bangs horribly and my teachers held a parent/teacher conference bc they thought i was sick or going through a “hippie phase” and were concerned LMAO

@jeffxc She might be dead she was old af lmfao she wore two braces on her arms and loved pigs i hated her she wrote me a pink slip in second grade threatening detention during my lunches bc i drew a mermaid with boobs

@pukebby with that name probably being a instagram bulldog or twitch streamer