ELON MUSK ( HATES ME )

How about before 1994?

“Pregnant woman on the bus asks me kindly if I can let her sit on my seat” Me with billions of kids in my balls

SO TRUE!

In Kagwirana culture, you don’t just say “I do” and run off to the honeymoon suite… The couple has to TEST THEMSELVES right there in front of the entire wedding guests 😭

ugandans’ classism amazes me every single time

@sk_bongomin93 The most famous Acholi on planet earth. 👍👍👍👍👍

Point of correction, the Bounty is now $5 million, and I can also give you a clue where you can find him, he's believed to be hiding in Garamba Forest in Congo, this forest is equivalent to 5 Ugandas in size, so start from there🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌

Acholi King.

@sk_bongomin93 LRA = Lords Righteous Acholi? 🤣

@ramzyk Gen. Joseph Kony Leader of the LRA

Do you recognize any ?

When you end up in the wrong group 🤣

King Kony of Acholi.

What’s this logic 😭?

You are very late for April Fools.

😂😂

Lisa Kudrow earned $540,000 for the first season of Friends. She earned $24 million for the last season. Complaining about the workplace environment when you're making tens of millions to read the lines others wrote for you is perhaps the least sympathetic thing possible.

There are dozens of sitcoms from the nineties that died of audience indifference and that nobody remembers anymore The mostly-white, mostly-male, horny, harsh and way-out-of-line writers of “Friends” are the reason Lisa Kudrow could earn $1 million per episode, and why the show continues to earn her millions in residuals to this day.

Kabalega of Bunyoro was born on 18 June 1853 and became the Omukama of Bunyoro-Kitara Kingdom in 1870. He ruled until 1899 and is widely remembered for his brave and determined resistance against British colonial rule. Kabalega introduced important reforms in his kingdom. He worked to end the slave trade, promoted justice and human rights, and strengthened relationships with neighboring states. He also made the kingdom stronger by building a loyal army and reducing the power of traditional chiefs. He is celebrated as one of the few African kings who strongly resisted both British and Egyptian imperial expansion for many years. His courage, leadership, and commitment to protecting his kingdom made him one of Uganda’s greatest historical figures. After his death on 6 April 1923, Kabalega was laid to rest at Mparo Royal Tombs, where his legacy continues to inspire many people today. #ExploreBunyoro #tribe56