sammmy ☆

a man treats you exactly how much you’re worth in his eyes.

Fat Student finally had enough of getting picked on and slammed his bully

I was on my way home when my phone vibrated. For a second, I smiled, thinking it was you. When I checked, it was just a random notification. I don’t know why that hurt so much, but it did. We haven’t spoken in months, yet a part of me still expects your name to appear. It’s strange how someone can become a memory and still be the first person you look for every time your phone lights up.

Grateful it found me 💖😥😘

Imagine ur reading a breakup text on ur Apple Watch lol

name something you NEVER feel guilty spending money on

having multiple women ain't no flex but having a woman who declines other men even when ya'll on bad terms is indeed a flex

He Knocked Her Out 😬😬

the strange pain of missing someone who never misses you

text her at 11:11 and 4:44 etc she will think the universe is showing her a sign

I can get sex whenever but bro I want love, That shit different.

Corporate will really have you (25) beefing with a 55 year old man at 9am

Apple should stop producing iPhones when it reaches the iPhone 20. It’s enough, tbh.

72H sans nouvelles de toi moi j’oublie ton prénom direct, faut pas déconner.

me one night before the exam:

When mfs attempts to wake me up early on my day off

If everything you offered wasn't enough, offer absence, salt isn't on the menu,but when it's missingyou feel it. 💪🏿💯🤏🏾

Adulting is a scam. Mom, please issue a refund. 💀”

I just read that US troops are smoking weed so they fail their drug tests and get kicked out, so they don’t have to fight the war. Protesting is protesting genius

What has EARS but does NOT listen ??

Just place a bet on Atletico Mineiro MG to win EC Bahia BA on Spartans.