Samosa

@shrinivasshah Tshirt from shri bhai?

Kha kha mota ho gaya hu 🥲

@prashantguptax 1 hi layi 🥲

Navratri felt like the perfect time for a new beginning… I brought home something special Red🚗✨ #Navratri #NewCar

@straw__hatt Sadumon

closure

@straw__hatt Diltutaaashiqmon

@straw__hatt Simpumon

@straw__hatt PUSH PULL LEGS * 2. We start tomorrow 😂

@straw__hatt Sab thik hojayega mugi 😂

plenty of fish in the sea but the fish I caught taught me to never look at the sea again

@straw__hatt Cant agree more 💯

biggest skill you can build is resetting fast bad conversation? move on bad day? start fresh tomorrow missed workout? hit it next day poor decision? learn and adjust you cannot control what happens to you but you control how long you carry it

mil jaaye toh mitti na mile toh sona

@NirantK Why the fuck is everyone on mounjaro these days. Go workout

Bangalore is freaking insane. Just found out a 32 year old techie’s February expenses in Bengaluru Rent: 45k Claude: 20K Mounjaro + doctor: 20K BLR round trip flights: 16k Maid + cook: 15k Groceries: 15K Electricity + other bills: 5k Swiggy, Weekend plans, dinner outings, activities, and weekend transport: 9k Airport cabs in BLR: 2k*2 Inhaler + supplements: 5K Personal Trainer: 10K Monthly assage: 2K Total: ₹1.65 lakhs

@prashantguptax @volklub Malik jo bhi lana 2 lana

Hi @volklub I am looking at skoda kaylaq. Thanks for all your recommendations about the Extended warranty plan. Whats your option for Service Maintenance Plan (SMP) from skoda? Is it worth buying?

@straw__hatt house husband??

time to pivot

i dont receive dms but when i do🥲

@wannaBeMase x.com/samosa____/sta…

February photo dump, anyone?

@straw__hatt You are getting soft my friend

I want a girlfriend so she can make me do activities like pottery and I act like I don't want to go

@shrinivasshah Proud of you shri bhai

This was a huge task I couldn't do it without my team

@straw__hatt Speak for yourself

women in love are adorable men in love are idiots there, i said it

@straw__hatt Sab thik hojayega mugi

i want a girlfriend so bad but only on weekends or holidays or after 11pm or when i'm drunk or when my friends can't hang out

inevitable withdrawal from her side will hurt me eventually why do i keep falling into the trap 🙃