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Simon says: WORLD RECORD TIME 😱 Simon Ehammer 🇨🇭 doesn’t just win the World Indoor heptathlon title; he does it in historic fashion, putting together a flawless series to score 6670 points to better Ashton Eaton’s 2012 mark. Ehammer set PBs in the 60m, 1000m, and 60H, the latter of which was a world heptathlon best, and won four of the seven events in the competition. Marks: 60m 6.69 LJ 8.15m SP 14.87m HJ 2.02m 60H 7.52 PV 5.30m 1000m 2:41.04

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