Serena Long

“Miss. Serena I need help…. My brain isn’t braining today!”

“Do you like circus peanuts” “ no… I’m allergic to peanuts”

Here is a thread of all the things I hear kids say at work....

If anyone needs me, I will be sobbing in my room watching friends 😭

Lay the table with the fancy shit

@brittany_bucci @CrimeJunkiePod Sameeeeeeee!!!

@serena_long @CrimeJunkiePod 💀💀💀 literally so excited for this

Ever heard of Christmas in July? 🌲🎁 Well here’s our gift to you, Crime Junkies! THE MERCH STORE OPENS TO THE PUBLIC ON MONDAY AUGUST 7! 🥳🛍️ As always, fan club members get to shop early starting August 2.

@isaacrochell91 @Raiders @brittany_bucci

@brittany_bucci @CrimeJunkiePod Thank god you told me this before payday😂😂.

@CrimeJunkiePod @serena_long

ERAS TOUR GIVEAWAY! ✨ ✮ We are teaming up with @TheSpaceGal to giveaway THREE pairs of tickets to the Eras Tour in LA! ✮ LIKE AND RT THIS TWEET for a chance to win a pair of tickets to The Eras Tour at SoFi Stadium on 8/3 ✮ OPTIONAL donations to help save kids from Malaria can be made here: gofund.me/2bf6fbe1 GIVEAWAY ENDS 7/17 at 5 PM EST

BREAKING: The Supreme Court

*decides to read The Inheritance Games because of booktok…reads it in one sitting. Buys the next two and immediately starts reading them. Finished the whole series in 48 hrs. Has to wait till August for more of the Hawthorne brothers* Slowly dying on the inside @jenlynnbarnes

@brittany_bucci @krassenstein I. Can’t. Even.

@krassenstein @serena_long history is repeating itself bro wtf

BREAKING: In a situation eerily similar to what caused Princess Diana's death, her son, Prince Harry, wife Meghan Markle and Meghan's mother were nearly in a 'catastrophic accident' as paparazzi chased the car they were in on Tuesday in New York. Details: - The incident took place after they attended an awards ceremony in New York on Tuesday. - "This relentless pursuit, lasting over two hours, resulted in multiple near collisions involving other drivers on the road, pedestrians and two NYPD (New York Police Department) officers," said Harry's spokesperson. - The incident took place shortly after this video (below) was taken in New York. - The Prince, Princess and Meghan's mother were followed by half a dozen 'blacked-out' vehicles. The indentities of the drivers are not yet known. The media needs to chill a bit.