Gooey Fluid Children

watching @NickiJizz perform be like

@kornbreadTMFS this group pic is so cunty

When they call you and say “Hey can you throw something together real quick for my Pokemon birthday show?!” Jynx it is 😍😍

silly wooper animal crossing jumping in puddles 💦

@eatmoresnaxx @Waymo this is wild!!! but on the real why did you get in the robot death car?

hey @Waymo you should really make it clear to your riders that two stops mean a DIFFERENT car will come after you get out and not to leave your items in the car. i thanks for holding literally all my belongings hostage, not having any helpful support or sense of urgency.

RT @mischiefanimals:

@salmattos why it take him 45 seconds to zip his jacket tho????

💋SATURDAY💋 @SabrinaAnnLynn Tour Afterparty at Princess! @sfoasis TIX: eventbrite.com/e/princess-sab… @RainbwNightmare @johnfedellaga22 @she_beef @newoncegazelle @NatAnn_Padron @matilduh_ @helixirdrag

This is literally like if Jesus and Beyonce wrote a song together

i like chikky tendies and dick!!!!!

RT @Brooklyn_basin: Hey BOO! 👻 #BEattheBasin #BrooklynBasin pc: @she_beef by @ehpanzer via @rollinhomos

@itgirlbev i’m love deathproof

showing the boys my comfort movie lol

@PrincessPanocha He Man who????

if you read this left to right it sounds like simlish

RT @chengongzi123: 👹

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

RT @MxKestrel: Incredible

Thundercat being on Yo Gabba Gabba is literally the perfect match. Ts is so fire 😭

@Sillylime2 no 💕

Should I do b*tchqueen?

@ImMonaRoll well let’s see