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Shelley

@shellbellduran

A little too much of all the things would be my best description. Marketing & public relations are my work. Dark beer, ice cream and over-thinking are my play.

Cajun Country Sumali Ocak 2012
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I thought I was a hard ass about pain until I did microneedling.
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That’s what happens when you jaywalk on campus boys
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honeydew melons are a goddamn SCAM. Get the FUCK out of my $6 fruit salad you FLAVORLESS morsel of DISAPPOINTMENT.
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Shelley@shellbellduran·
In my group texts the women alert the men when there's a good shirt selection because we're shopping in their department.
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Shelley@shellbellduran·
There's nothing like a While 30 to remind you that you're terrible at small talk when sober. #idontcarewhatyouresaying
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Shelley@shellbellduran·
@RyanGuid Unfortunately, yes we do. Mine currently says "play by the rules but be ferocious."
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Time decides the wheres and whens. We decide what we keep.
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My constant old lady question.
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I just had to shave my legs with coconut oil in a New Orleans kitchen. Yeah, I'm gonna get fucked up.
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Shelley@shellbellduran·
Ariana Grande is right. God IS a woman.
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Shelley@shellbellduran·
I'm here to declare that unsweetened applesauce with CHERRIES is the wave of the future and I am here for it. Thank you, that is all.
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Shelley@shellbellduran·
Givers and Feufollet did a Cajun version of Heart of Gold and my mind done exploded. God, I love this town.
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Shelley@shellbellduran·
The best thing about Bumble is swiping right (yes) to your male friends and now they're all confused about your intentions. Just giving you a confidence boost, ma'dude!
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Shelley@shellbellduran·
@RyanGuid Hmm. I feel like a poll should be taken to verify this.
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Shelley@shellbellduran·
@RyanGuid I think it's time for that, no?
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Shelley@shellbellduran·
I'm back! And by back, I mean that I finally remembered my password to this platform.
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Shelley@shellbellduran·
At what point am I allowed to pop off about the constant misspelling of my name? Asking for myself, whose name as two E's.
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