siebenfaust

royalroad.com/fiction/154296… After much, or more aptly moderate, ado, the first novella of Galactic Mailman is going up on Royal Road. It's a lighthearted, low violence, slightly comedic, and noblebright take on pulp scifi inspired by Star Trek and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

@salieriia @RX_9999_2 Y'all are fuckin' scary in ways a bunch of middle eastern crybullies used to pushing around white liberals and polite Asians can't even begin to imagine. I would prefer they leave our neighbors to the south alone, but I will find it funny if they fuck around and find out.

@RX_9999_2 @siebenfaust I'm going to be real with you. Vigilantism is the closest thing we've got to justice here. And it usually involves strapping some poor sod to a post, stripping him naked and soaking him in gasoline. We could really do with some policework investments without CIA strings

南米人「心配ないぜ、俺たちの国は誰にも渡さねー」 アラブ人「南アメリカは貴方達の土地ではありません、貴方達の祖先が原住民を虐殺し奪ったものであり貴方達は正統後継者ではない」 こんなやり取り見かけたんだけど新たなバトルの幕開けか？

@smile_kun422 Mapo tofu. Everything tastes better with mapo tofu on it. Noodles, rice, potatoes, I've even put it in ramen.

白米にもパスタにも合う食べ物ってある？

@yamanakanobody I saw the funny panels of Tonelico's catlike facial expressions in Hitoner and decided I wanted to read it, so I subscribed to MangaPlus just for that. At only five dollars a month for unlimited reading, how could I not? And the cheaper option for ongoing manga is only two.

海賊版の件で海外の人に聞きたいんだけどさ！ 公式が皆の国で普及して日本と同じ量のアニメや漫画やその他などもお金払ってみれる状況ならちゃんと金出してみる？ それでもどうにか違法でタダで見る？

@ranopikori Her charm point is definitely either her nose or her imperious attitude. I have a hard time deciding which I like more.

@siebenfaust クールな猫ちゃんですね！ お鼻がチャームポイントですか？

1か月前まではデカい肉を自慢する🇺🇸と目を輝かせる🇯🇵、その後世界中で和気あいあいと交流してたのに 近頃は🇧🇷とかの南米VS🇯🇵とか黒人VSアジア人とか 喧嘩してる様子ばっかり流れてきて悲しい 自慢のペット見せ合いっこしようよ

@threenotes_jp Lucky Strikes. It's a classic brand that was established in 1871. I enjoy the particular flavor it has the most, but Marlboro Southern Cuts are a very close second for me.

ちょっと聞いてみたい。 海外のみんなって、 どんなタバコ吸ってる人が多いんだろう？ 国によって定番も違いそうだし、 味やこだわりも それぞれありそうな気がしてる。 もしよかったら、 吸ってる銘柄そっと教えてほしい。

The names of kings have been worn away by the sands of time. Gods once feared are forgotten. Monuments to the immortality of civilizations now shattered into the cobblestones of another. But one man shall survive forever because he was a really, really shitty copper merchant.

@Maguro_Maznaga "Who is the crazy man in the corner raving about alligators while chugging beers?" "That's Mr. KelTec. He's... From Florida." "Ah. That explains that."

「あの、こちらの……方々は……」 「ドイツから来られたヘッケラーさんとコッホさんだ」 「そしてこちらはソビエトから来た同志トカレフ氏と同志マカロフ氏だ」 「そしてみなさんお馴染みのアメリカのスミスさんとウェッソンさんだ」 「ついでにスイスに住んでいるシグさんだ」

@syumitare_ Wow, that's incredible!

後ろから見るとたまんねぇ喜多川さんのフィギュアをアニメっぽくリペイントしてみました💄👗 #フィギュア愛でる部 #フィギュア倶楽部

@Fiannawolf2 I'm glad there aren't any Bucc-ee's near me, that's a dark and terrible temptation

@yamanakanobody I own three! A Mazda 3 to drive every day, a 1985 Cutlass Supreme to work on as a project, and a 1990 Dodge Ram truck when I need to buy large objects like lumber or appliances. Not owning a car is almost inconceivable in almost all of the country.

アメリカ人って皆車持ってるの？

@Tsuzuri_Shino The worst feeling is when a author's particular series is perfect for you, but then you read all the currently available books and have to wait a long time for the next one to come out. Pure suffering.

本好きあるある。 同じ作家さんの本を1冊好きになると、 しばらくその人の本ばかり読みたくなる。 文章の温度が合うと、 なかなか抜け出せない。

@pika_nekopanda Cat warming device.

アメリカ人へクイズです。 これは何に使うものでしょう？ #Quiz

@tuuu28283 Not in my state. Some cars being driven look like they escaped from a Mad Max movie, but I think that's part of the fun.

アメリカの兄弟達 アメリカにも車検ってあるの？？

@sbzkichi0 @ura_account55 As a long time foreign manga reader, back to the early 00s when single chapters of Gunsmith Cats were printed in floppies, I've never wanted meticulous localization, just to understand the dialog. Leave it read right to left with kana sfx. I think AI could help do that cheaply.

@ura_account55 AI翻訳、書き文字は無視する、左右開きの反転はおこなわず整合性調整の手間を削減　このくらいの割り切りは必要だろう。丁寧なローカライズは諦めて。 そのくらい適当なほうが文化の違いによる炎上も避けられそう。

クールジャパン戦略のまず一番大事なことって、海外ニキたちのもとに安価な漫画やアニメを届けることじゃないだろうか（もちろんクリエイターや版元にはちゃんと利益を確保したうえで）。

@nezrodz Even our lawn mowers are cars! It seems lazy, but when the alternative is pushing a mower for three hours in the summer sun I swallow my pride.

インスタグラムのフォロワーのアメリカ人がアメリカの田舎のトラックや家の写真を沢山送ってくれるんだがマジで嬉しいしもっと送ってきてほしい にしてもアメリカの芝生はどこも凄い綺麗だな

@HSGARAGE1 You know, if you turned the front wheels into drive wheels with u-jointed axles connected to two handheld Ryobi drills, you could both power it and have some amount of steering. ...I want to try that now.

日本人は「これめちゃくちゃ便利でええやん！」って思うけど アメリカの兄弟達は「よっしゃ！エンジン詰んで走らせたろ！」って思うんやろうな

@tuuu28283 Please enjoy our steaks, burgers, and milkshakes, so the souvenir you take home will be one or two kilograms. A Sinclar dinosaur or a Bucc-ee's beaver are also good choices and very American, given how much time we spend filling up our bigass cars

アメリカの兄弟達へ アメリカに行った際のお土産といえば何？？

The 3/8ths was pretending to be a 5/16ths. Where the 5/16ths is... I don't care

Ah, it supplanted my 3/8ths... Which i now don't know where it is. Damnit.

My 9/32nd socket has fucked off into quantum space, presumably to join all my 10mms. The wretched little bastard.