Simon Needle

A great read.

Somewhere @CMPunk has a lamp containing a genie with no wishes left to hand out. #WrestleMania41 #WrestleMania

@EricIdle What are your memories of Swinton? I read your auntie lived nearby. Hope you’re well.

@MartinDowds1 Speak to @kielder_obs - if it’s doable they’ll tell you.

@MartinDowds1 I think one of the coolest things I did this year was see Jupiter through a telescope at Kielder Observatory. Well worth a visit. Take a hot water bottle though.

Gout Gout. Remember the name. #Olympics

Ramones Needles and Pins Musikladen 1978 youtu.be/8tTHAdyWLMc?si…

Does anyone ever think about those rumours about Pep’s doctor when one star player impacts their performance so much?

Weapons grade hypocrisy on display here… Classic Clarkson.

I’m on Bluesky bsky.app/profile/simonn…

Rodri is a unicorn isn’t he

@MajorWFPod @TheMattCardona Found these two in my loft a few months ago.

What Batman ‘89 figure representation do you have? Is this vintage ToyBiz the one that most closely resembles Michael Keaton? 📸 @TheMattCardona #ScratchThatFigureItch #Batman

@pattonoswalt @Shudder I was 9 when I watched this. 🫠🫥😵‍💫

Soooo… I watched 1992’s infamous GHOSTWATCH on @Shudder last night…

Obama, unloading on the loathsome piece of shit. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👇

@MillionaireUK @LizYarnold any ideas? 😜

Straight into his #FiftyFifty 🤞 and the computer has been kind tonight, leaving C: Nordic combined and D: Skeleton… I think we all know which Winter Olympic sport is the answer now! 💀 #WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire

@sxmbal WWE is real. This is fake. 😂

@simonneedle It’s so staged 😬

a staged face off in the ring after a fight is so embarrassing

@RollingStone When people see the first song on Sometime in New York City…

Rolling Stone ranks the 50 most disappointing albums of all time: #1 — John Lennon, ‘Some Time in New York City’ #2 — The Rolling Stones, ‘Their Satanic Majesties Request’ #3 — Bob Dylan, ‘Self Portrait’ Full list: rollingstone.com/music/music-li…

@Variety Coooool. Would really love to see/hear behind the scenes of the epic Wheels on Meals fight with Jackie Chan.

'Shipwrecks of Sicily' and 'Superpower' Producers Join 'The Jet' Documentary About Kickboxer Benny Urquidez variety.com/2024/film/news…

@AgyGorzynska @BBCBreakfast @GranadaReports @BBCRadioManc @MENnewsdesk Congrats champ!

From Greece with love…3rd World Champion title claimed!💪🥇🇬🇧 @BBCBreakfast @GranadaReports @BBCRadioManc @MENnewsdesk #worldchampion #armwrestling #ThursdayFeeling