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@slarson

Dad, maker of noise, audiobook narrator-producer, foodie, goatee enthusiast, golf hack, story teller-writer, insurance agent/broker

Kansas City, MO USA Sumali Nisan 2007
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White Castle farts are human tear gas
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Hey NYC way to go your fucked smh
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Did you? Hmm 😒 🤔?¿
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How old will you be when Halley’s Comet returns in 2061?
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For fun I like to go to Walmart and work the self checkout lanes helping people as slow as I can so they get the full experience. I’ve also been threatened with bodily harm if I don’t hurry the fuck up. Idiots
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And I’ve no damn tp
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I hate myself moving I mean it one apartment downstairs but packing and unpacking minimal shit it’s mind numbing. Btw I’ve limited mobility so it’s really frustrating
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Texas just destroyed Michigan wow
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March madness is ummmmm madness
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