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@Shushmitaaa Can I use my claude?

HIRING need a highly skilled individual who can write my midsems from tomorrow (till wednesday) so that I can peacefully shitpost on this app. requirements: – strong page-filling skills – strong background in studying the night before. – must be comfortable carrying my academic future for 3 days. please dm if qualified.

@pikachiuiu Look into the mirror, you might feel better

I hate how things get gloomy just before my birthday. Nobody deserves to be sad just before their birthday.

@shivangitwt Is it about charging for interviews? Educate me

i just wanna be skilled and paid enough to never open intershala my entire life

@HarshJain_Coder @86pushkar24 Cute of you to assume they do it for money. FYI igtduw is 100% girls and CP peeps are 90% guys.

@spaceTimeOptim @86pushkar24 Na, wo itne saste mai nhi maante, bhai ye bhot kam paise dete hai

Unpopular opinion: IGDTUW girls hire paid coders on Telegram to clear their OAs during placement season 🤡🤡

@suhani_09 10th floor of my office

planning a trek soon , drop good treks in blr.

@shrav_10 Just a compliment🙃

Guys, what is the male equivalent of flowers???

@notwaltxz Jiomart is MX player (free bust worst UX)

blinkit is netflix and instamart is prime video, idk how to explain this

@nvmbruhhh Velli meeru serial actor kadaa ani selfie adagalsindi😋

spotted naga vamsi inorbit lo almost oks 30mins chusa and it felt like he wanted to have attention but no one was giving him😭

@Manixh02 Atleast use some fancy words and charge higher man wtf is bring 50rs😭

Galgotias University Final Boss 🤡🤡 My college is organizing a Mock placement drive because real companies barely visit or give a damn! Okay, fine... maybe they think "practice makes perfect" or whatever. But WTF? Charging 50 rupees for this sh!t?? Like bro, we're already paying lakhs in fees every year, hostel, mess, exams, everything inflated to the moon 🌙 And now even a fake/mock placement event needs an entry fee? Are you serious? This is next-level loot 🤡 Ngl, these private universities have turned education into a full-on business scam. - Hype 100% placement on websites with fake stats & cherry-picked highest packages - Real scenario: mass recruiters come once in a blue moon, offer 3-4 LPA trash (if you're lucky) - Most "placed" students are either off-campus begging or in WITCH companies that hire anyone - Meanwhile, they keep launching new "events", "workshops", "certifications" - all paid extra of course! They just want money money money money 💰💰💰 Students are literally ATMs for them. Pay fees on time or get barred from exams, pay for every small event, pay for fake drives, pay pay pay... Enough is enough yaar! Government should take strict action on these lootera universities. - Regulate these fake placement claims - Cap random event fees - Force transparency in actual placement reports (not just highest package PR) - UGC/AICTE should raid & fine them heavily for misleading students & parents Students are already drowning in education loans, and these clowns are making it worse. Stop treating us like cash cows!

@notthisstory Chi chi kottha samvatsaram tho enti ee panulu🫢

Mawa enthaina parledu billuuuuu…🫠🫠

Our statement on Pakistan’s cowardly targeting of Kabul Hospital 🔗 bit.ly/4755W3j

@Celestglaze @notwaltxz So I'll take my bad grades as an indicator that I'm a good human being 😇

@notwaltxz Never date/marry engineer (peak misogynist,incels) exception do exists.

never date someone from - bits - manipal - amity - iit bombay - nift

@velichapoove_ Ante ippudu we reason tho bhAAi ni veskuntara

okay, why do i see no women in there?

@archiexzzz The nuke model should prolly be able to create and drop nukes by itself

i have a hunch that anthropic actually has a ‘nuke’ model that is way too capable, and these launches every few days for every vertical are a way to capture the market as much as possible before they publicly launch the nuke model.

@noobcodervibes What is a female

how to make a female friend: 👇🏻

@SkywalkerRagnar @ajatha_shatruvu Cinemalo valla nannaki tea plantations unnayi ga ave antunnaru

@ajatha_shatruvu Tea ante enti ??

Reddit lo chala tea undhi eemey meedha adhi kuda eemey college juniors share chesindhi 🤢

@striver_79 Wasn't it your dream to compete against leetcode? Anyways it is your content

Dubee.. how can he play those biggies the moment he enters and plays that pivotal role everytime we don't thank him enough man

@TheGlobalMinima IIIT Hyderabad is more of research oriented, so that guy is probably expecting people to pursue higher studies and innovate ig

Yes absolutely. Because why would you bitch about an 8LPA salary when you’ve paid 20L for the degree.