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Ok now…

@kalsch26 @JStCyrTV @Jaguars Check out the zoo it’s amazing, phenomenal Jaguar & Manatee Exhibit

Sooo we’ve never been to Jacksonville. Please let us know your fav restaurant, places to visit or anything that’s a must. Bonus if it’s something fun for a 1 year old girl😉 #Duuuval @Jaguars

@Cybertruck0001 @TeslaCharging Can’t you just get an Extension cable?

I HATE F’n Buc-ee’s! Am I the only one consistently running into annoying jerks while @TeslaCharging . Don’t we have bigger problems in the world? RECOMMENDATION. Find a place that wants your business. 500 stops around the country ZERO Problems. 3 Buc-ees stops, 3 problems! That’s not a coincidence!

@Great_Pretenda8 @HaysCarlyon The hunter trade is what is killing us, not these picks specifically. 3rd round and later is always a risk if they turn out

@stantheman @HaysCarlyon So just go into the season worse than you were last year and a bunch of special team backup rookies? Great plan. Take the under on the season wins total.

Not much to get inspired about on Nate Boerkircher's resume and he turns 25 in September. Don't get that pick.

@Gatordude2424 @HaysCarlyon

@stantheman @HaysCarlyon Yeah, draft picks don’t matter right? Shut the fuck up nerd

@ActionSportsJax @BrentASJax When the post draft ticket promo calls me begging me to buy seats

James Gladstone explains the thought process behind the #Jaguars drafting Nate Boerkircher 56th overall.

@ryanohalloran @Demetrius82

This closes the book on the #Jaguars-Cleveland trade from last year. Browns finish with Graham, Judkins and Concepcion. Jaguars finish with Hunter

I thought @elonmusk would have been more discreet with the @Tesla Semi Truck release

@craigjonesfr @Tiger__Vibes No

@Tiger__Vibes Is this @stantheman

Ole Miss fans when the announcer asks them to stand for national anthem:

This earth day brought to me by @NewsfromJEA

@dezmondOliver @DhalgrenMarquis That’s a pretty easy answer. Pay off the house, invest the mortgage payment and then buy the car with cash

@DhalgrenMarquis Yeah mine have been paid off for years but the dilemma is getting a new Tesla or paying off my house and being 100% debt free.

Getting tired of hw4 accelerating faster and hw3 slowing down, despite nearly half of all Teslas are hw3 and prior. Updates have gotten stale, honestly nothing actually useful anymore: No grok, no FSD updates, I can’t even see how many miles I’ve had on FSD, no new visuals, etc.. I love my car, I drive the hell out of it, launch it a lot, and still feels like day 1. I love Tesla dearly, it’s a big part of my life, but lately it feels like we are being left out. Mind you, I will only buy Tesla, but I have some thinking to do. 😔

@FSUFootball Coach can’t develop a recruited QB if his life depended on it

QB1️⃣ #NoleFamily

@brewmeone But how would the stores in Florida move the surplus bottled water and plywood every July here on Earth?

@stantheman Maybe we should send Jim Cantore so a storm will show up

Who else would take this opportunity?

@BoardGeniuses All are valid takes, we are going through it as a fanbase, leave us alone.

@elonmusk @Tesla Florida please

More Tesla Diners coming

@brewmeone Mexico looks greener than expected 😉

Finally tried out Drag Strip Mode in our Model X Plaid. Insanely fast and fun to launch.

@TJSalomone But if it does, sure you keep him around and tell Sexton that your phone better not even ring

Be honest Florida State football fans… If the 2026 FSU team did these things: - Won the ACC Championship. ✅ - Made it into the College Football Playoff field. ✅ - Lost in the first round of the CFP. ❌ Would you still want Mike Norvell fired at the end of the season?

Yo @stoolpresidente you need to check out the Jax FL zoo for the new HUGE Manatee exhibit @jacksonvillezoo