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A German walks into a bar and orders a fancy beer. The bartender tells him : "100 euros!" The German is shocked - "100 euros? yesterday it was only 10 euros !" "Well, today it is 100 euros." - "But why 100, damn it?" Bar tender : "I'll explain it, -10 euros is the beer, -10 to help Iran -20 Euros assistance to Gulf countries -20 euros in aid to the UAE. -Then 30 euros are for Israel finally, 10 euros for a gas subsidy for the EU and fund to help maintain sanctions!" The German silently with internal anger took out the money and gave the bartender 100 euros. The bartender took them, entered in the cash register and gave him 10 euros back. German in disbelief : "Wait, you said 100 euros, right ? I gave you 100, why are you giving me back 10 euros?" ".....There is no beer." 😂😂😂 World is in Distress..

@SBergsma @superjan Iemand linkje naar genoemde enquête?

Ha de “vrijwillige enquête” @superjan, bedoelde je die niet?

Bergsma & Bennink bespreken de banaal-kwade asielminister Bart van den Brink. ⬇️ Of het nou voedingsadvies, AZC’s of dienstplicht betreft: de dwang komt geheid als ‘de vrijwilligheid’ haar functie verloren heeft. Daarom moet er een breuk met dit trucje geforceerd worden.

Vanmiddag gaat Hugo-lockdown-de Jonge de Four Freedoms Awards uitreiken aan Zelensky. Deze award is bedoeld voor mensen die zich inzetten voor het waarborgen van vrijheid. Cynischer wordt het niet vandaag.

@batterydeath_ Doei

dutch people be like Hoi

@One_Way_Home Handgas 🫶🏻

Dude got a bit too excited on his tractor. Guess he didn’t realize it had a mind of its own.

#eindhoven #misbruik Top! Helaas vinden heel mensen dat geen enkel probleem!

@DionysianAgent Crazy, why not just eat food? You know 🥩 🥛 🍳 🧀 Doesn’t it feel like living an experiment? Unknown longterm effects

mmmm i love all my supplements and micros they make me feel smart and warm and strong and in a good mood I would marry my supplements if I could really I’m always gonna be addicted to drugs of some kind if it’s not coke and ketamine and alcohol and mdma and all that bs then it’s weed and shrooms if it’s not weed and shrooms then it’s vitamins and amino acids and so on I always gotta have something I’m mixing around and experimenting with and stimulating myself with I am an alchemist by heart and that will never change even if the substances do

@Nate_Esparza X does me 😁😭

why do you 𝕏?

A gdyby tak 🇸🇪 Volvo takie auto wypuściło, to kupilibyście?

You must learn to proceed without certainty

@spirituallock So true

Truly

@RaminNasibov Not even living dude, wake up!!!

Are we living in a simulation?

@JUSTcatmeme Everything about this is creepy, including you posting it 👻

Just checked and yep she’s still hiking.

@noorrietje You attract what you nevermind, rock on 🤘🏻

Why is every man an incel, gooner, addict or a loser

@kylas610 White smoke, every mechanic knows that’s a new pope, easy fix, some holy water. I know a guy…

Umm what kinda oil would she be using It’s a literal smoke machine 😭🤣

@ThoughtCrimes80 👻 y’all need Jesus

Anyone got some holy water? 😬

If you say what’s really going on in this clip, you’ll be charged with a hate crime and sent to prison.

@0ccultbot Fight fire with fire

I burn sage, weed, bridges.. whatever it takes to keep the negativity away

@Ooievaar070 Rage-bait of sarcasme 🤔

Van die mannen die dan op AI foto's van fake accounts gaan reageren Dan denk ik Djeeeeeeeezussss...🤦‍♀️

PI HARD starring Neil deGrasse Tyson and Elon Musk