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@kimpetras @f4gg0t_666 THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE ENDDDDD

the detour era starts now I’m so excited 🚨

@F466OT Let’s start with smoking sections and we’ll go from there

Airports should have gay bars

Oomf literally dropped album of the year yesterday that’s my girl

*12 times. Maybe 13? Idk 5 were chartered and even those were a mess

Traveling under the trump administration has become a fucking mess. Every single time I’ve been in the airport this year (10 times?) it’s just a disaster of overworked ATC’s, pilots trying to keep up, and delays

Oh NO!!!!!!!!!!! Hearing someone react to something with their friends!!!! Monsters!!!!!

Was asked on the bus ride back to the hotel from work last night, in front of everyone, “so if you’re single, are you happy? Like how does that make you feel?” I’m sorry what the fuck is wrong with you

@F466OT YES YES YES YES YES WHATEVER JOB HE WANTS

Would you hire him?

Let me hit my vape on the plane PLEASE! God Jesus

@LizBlohan @slayyyter

FOX BOMBERS @/LOURDES.STUDIO

It really doesn’t actually lol but I’m glad a few people agreed with this statement I pulled out of my ass

Lady Gaga and Space Cowboy in Issue 58 of CITY Magazine, 2008

THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY TONIGHT LETS TAKE A DETOURRRR

the whole phenomenon of “you are a confident hot gay guy so i must incessantly hate you” is incel culture, you’re gay and you’re an incel. it’s not “clocking some bitch who needs to be humbled” you are just insecure and desperate for validation no matter how you try to justify it

@urbrayfriend Thaaaaat’s beautiful

successfully avoided this bc when i was freshly 18 on grindr a random man gave me a paragraph’s worth of information about what everything meant on the app with the emojis and spellings of things bc he saw how young i was and i never saw him again. truly my hero.

Sometimes the gay people in your phone are right open.spotify.com/album/0IojfyxF…

What’s a Kim Petras stan/shooter cuz I’m one of them as of Check It

barbenheimer for sickos

These would be much chicer with a contrasting sock

I do think the Spencer Pratt interview spread is complete satire and a lot of people are missing the point but what do I know