the swellington tonight

@DrMegaG Respect the game

Leveled up

Alien Caught taking a dump in neighbors yard! From the stars, no, these things are from the gutters! Alie-NO!

Biden Stole Our Bash! America 250! Noahs Ark! Roast them Fools! x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@BeDabbler Wait a little longer I am still enjoying some old ones I missed!

Ehhhh

@AnthonyCumia Newark? More like Newlotsofgayguysinjail!

You might just need those knee pads if they’re taking you to Newark lock up.

@RealEmirHan This Spielberg is so pro alien is is crazy. He isn’t selling a movie but a lifestyle devoted to these thin grifting druggies. Why do we only find them crashed and/or dead? Because they have flying drug orgies completely safe because they are “above the law” no sir! ET go Home!

Steven Spielberg says the truth about ufos will “dislocate society” and cause humans to question their religions. “I believe my movie Disclosure Day is going to answer questions and it is going to cause a lot of people to ask a lot of questions.”

@TheHughezy Efficient, elegant this is a quality Zinger!

That will fix everything then

@EarlSkakel @DJElectra777 Overdue!

10,000 Subs Baby youtube.com/earlskakel @DJElectra777

@kingofalldicks1 CornDTF!

Would.

No Laws No Morals No Character No place in my America! #etgohome ALIE-NO!

@TheHughezy Taking the layup. What about “Jim Florentine died?”

That show has been laughter free for much longer

🚨Live Tonight🚨 We talk America 250 w Kayleigh McEnany! The Bidenspiracy! Dabble in Jokes And More…DO NOT MISS⚡️⚡️⚡️

“Hey bros just got here where the ladies and booze at!” -alien loser ALIE-NO!

@PANJOutdoors #internetbadboy

*iced tea

Look at this grifter sleeping off another one! Probably on a park bench after stealing a couple of bottles of beer! Alie-NO! Keep trying to suppress me algorithm! #truthhurts

He ain’t ready for this! Weak and slow they ain’t no match for American Muscles! #etgohome

@5NYCCOM @patdixon He is on the come! A year from now I think we’ll be hearing some big stuff about him/his comedy and YouTube stuff.

@swellingtonshow @patdixon Nice honest review. Even gives her credit for the positive attributes. Offers constructive criticism. Welcome... To the Pat Dixon Masterclass in Stand-up comedy.

Female stage work. How'd she do @patdixon ?

@levy_sir @Devin_Ensign @DellAngeloPaul Appreciate the responses! The Grillo stuff you did has been great as well as the Dixon show thanks brother!

@swellingtonshow @Devin_Ensign @DellAngeloPaul Yeah that’s true but I don’t do the road much

June 12 &13 Bob Levy Devin Ensign Paul Dell'Angelo give a hoot comedy club Berlin Nj get your tickets now @levy_sir @Devin_Ensign @DellAngeloPaul 👇👇 giveahootcomedyclubnj.com/events/136150

@levy_sir @Devin_Ensign @DellAngeloPaul But in general. Is it road work w strangers home clubs w friends?

@swellingtonshow @Devin_Ensign @DellAngeloPaul These are my friends

@patdixon @5NYCCOM When we think Pat will zig he zags that’s why he is the best thing going

@5NYCCOM The boo was inaudible, she should’ve just kept going. The heckler got the biggest laugh, had good answers and destroyed her fallacy about male-dominated jobs. Yet her impulse was to boast about her degree. She stayed cool but was exposed. Grade: D