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@asparagoid Grok has made similar claims

X is a site where ~500 truly original creators have been convinced to write great content for a 99% bot audience in exchange for $10 per million views. The goal was never monetization or usage, it was data: for those 500 people to train models better than those trained on Reddit

@his4Everz No clue and don’t really care

Is reality a simulation?

@Ken67547214 Depends on your ethnicity and language/accent fluency

Which would be the best country to start over with a new identity after faking my death?

@TheJusticeDept @DEAHQ @DEAHOUSTONDiv 😂

🚨No hiding place is safe. This Justice Department is cracking down on drug trafficking and removing dangerous narcotics from our communities. Thanks to @DEAHQ, @DEAHoustonDiv, and local law enforcement, 4,000+ vape pens, 75 lbs. of THC wax, 42 lbs. of marijuana, 3 lbs. of mushrooms, and cocaine were seized.

They did it They actually won the drug war 3 whole pounds of mushrooms

@lilsketch Slate

gun pointed at yo head, name a rock

@Green_k100 Following tech and political news, general situation monitoring, making drive by replies, posting whatever pops into my head

What is the reason you are on X ?

@Burger173618 And I think it is the goal, but let’s say we get to a point, web totally flooded with agents, deepfakes galore, everyone questioning reality, where just logistically you need some kind of human verification. I’m curious as to whether Grok’s idea there may work.

@thejesterhead9 @Pirat_Nation This is pointless if the surveillance was the end goal in the first place

The main program that starts and manages almost everything on modern Linux computers, “systemd”, recently added an optional "birthDate" field to its user database records. This stores a user's full birth date so apps can check age, for example, to comply with new age-verification laws in places like California, Colorado, and Brazil. It is not automatic age checking. Systemd only saves the date. Only admins can set or change it, but the user and some sandboxed apps can read it.

@cturnbull1968 Just take one of the laws from basically every functional country on Earth that requires ID to vote

If every American voter, without a passport, decided to get a passport, as their primary form of ID, it would take 5 years to fill the requests. But Republicans want this to be in effect before the midterms. They know this, of course, so it’s obvious voter suppression.

@nonblankslate The absolutely everyone part makes it tricky

What would the average IQ of a population need to be to maintain a moral and orderly society without religion? (Entire population lacks supernatural spiritual beliefs)

There are legit questions he could’ve actually asked Claude about surveillance that would be useful for the American people to know. The most amazing thing though is him bringing up they’re using data for ads. Ads!?!?? Oh no! Totally more important than what the government is doing.

This is the WORST possible ad for Claude omg

@hopes_revenge I will not wear the cat ears That is a bridge too far

its actually funny that 38% of americans still think homosexuality is morally wrong . you will wear cat ears and “ talk to claude” very soon .

@DEAHQ You are all still by far the stupidest of the 3 letter agencies I figure there’s IQ cap over there

𝗗𝗘𝗔 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗠𝗮𝗷𝗼𝗿 𝗕𝗹𝗼𝘄𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗗𝗿𝘂𝗴 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗹𝘀, 𝗔𝗱𝘃𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮 𝗙𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗻𝘆𝗹 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗔𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮 𝗶𝗻 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲 Read more: dea.gov/press-releases… @TheJusticeDept

@FBILosAngeles Awww you removed “tittle”

Following a four-year investigation, the FBI’s Eurasian Organized Crime Task Force arrested eleven people today in a title fraud case called “Operation Hard Money.” The defendants were indicted for allegedly defrauding lenders by stealing the identities of elderly victims, then using the stolen information to access title reports and solicit loans backed by the properties.

@RepMcGovern Still remember that day

23 years ago tonight, in an Oval Office address, George W. Bush announced the start of the Iraq War. 4,492 American service members were killed in the years that followed. 32,292 were wounded. At least 200,000 Iraqi civilians died. The humanitarian impact was immense. America wasted 9 years and 3 trillion dollars on a war that never should have happened—a war predicated on a lie, pushed by warmongering neocon politicians, and paid for by everyday people. Imagine what that $3 trillion could have bought here at home. Imagine the decade we could have spent focusing on America, our people, our place in the world. Imagine the lives our service members, stolen from us, would have lived. But instead, the president took us to war. Yet another costly quagmire in the Middle East. I voted against the Iraq War. I knew the White House would lie to Members of Congress and voters alike to manufacture the pretext for a conflict—and they did. Now, Iran is shaping up to be Iraq 2.0—new lies, new bloodthirsty politicians, still paid for by American families. Yesterday, we learned that Trump wants another $200 billion for his war. That's after Congress already gave the Pentagon more money than it even asked for in the budget. Enough is enough. It is not too late to learn from the past. Stop this madness. Bring our troops home. End this war.

@ns123abc That is BOLD Like you gotta respect the Chutzpah

🚨BREAKING: SUPER MICRO CO-FOUNDER ARRESTED FOR SMUGGLING $2.5B IN NVIDIA GPUs TO CHINA >SMCI co-founder Yih-Shyan "Wally" Liaw arrested today >personally holds $464 MILLION in SMCI stock >charged with smuggling BILLIONS in Nvidia servers to china >used a southeast asian shell company to funnel $2.5B in servers to chinese buyers >$510 million worth shipped in just THREE WEEKS in spring 2025 >built thousands of fake dummy servers to fool U.S compliance auditors >caught on surveillance camera using a HAIR DRYER to swap serial number stickers >coordinated the whole thing over encrypted group chats >SMCI down 12% after hours >faces up to 30 years in federal prison ITS SO OVER…

@BGlennCreech To an extent but I dunno about that. It’d be harder today, but while I would never, don’t worry FBI, I could think of hypothetical ways to send them down on wild goose chases. Definitely more difficult to pull off now with surveillance.

@thejesterhead9 Not advocating everything..It's not feasible or realistic..But it doesn't take much to assess whether allegation plausible..Somebody who doesn't own a farm purchasing 5k pounds of ammonium nitrate..Is concerning..A homeless cat with nuclear diagrams in his pocket Not so much so.

“He raped me.” “Donald J Trump had raped her along with Jeffrey Epstein.” “She was found with her head ‘blown off’… there was no way it was a suicide.” …directly from the Epstein files.

@PirateWires Never too bad an idea

NEW: The Department of War is recruiting an elite strike force of Wall Street financiers to create an “Economic Warfare Unit,” which some have dubbed “Deal Team Six.” Their mission: find companies to solve the Pentagon’s supply problems and get them the capital to do it. After the Pentagon’s recruiting deck leaked last week, the NYT warned that “Deal Team Six” could lead to corruption, noting that salaries may reach up to $600,000 — comparable with Wall Street compensation. But as Ryan Hassan (@eventidia) explains, this elite crew of “deal guys” could be exactly what America needs... especially during a time of war. For decades, the military has sourced weapons from a handful of contractors that weren’t incentivized to compete, leading to rising costs and stagnating lethality. Now, we’re hiring folks who are professionals at spending… to actually spend taxpayer money well. Yes, we’re paying them like bankers, and yes that’s the point. Full story 👇

@TiffanyFong Decided against going down that route

Japan needs you.