therealFliegus

@elonmusk What about McDonald's then?

Buy Ryan Air and restore Ryan as their rightful ruler

@unusual_whales Woodstock

If you were to hold one stock for the entire 2026 year, what would it be?

@YourAnonCentral Any human should be opposed to this. Be human, please!

Inside Trump's new concentration camp, Alligator Auschwitz, it's only the first. Cages for humans. #3E #EndImpunity #StopICE #AlligatorAuschwitz

@Karl_Lauterbach Danke für die Einführung des E-Rezeptes. Das hat vieles erleichert! Alles Gute weiterhin!

Heute übergab ich mein Amt an Gesundheitsministerin Warken. Ich wünsche Ihr viel Glück und jeden Erfolg. Für mich war es ein großes Privileg und ein Traumjob, Gesundheitsminister zu sein. Ich danke allen Bürgern für das Vertrauen, aber auch für die Kritik. Es war mir eine Ehre!

@BundeskanzleraD Fortünekram! :)

Der Regierungswechsel ist demokratische Normalität. Zugleich ist es keineswegs normal, dass er sich so zivilisiert, kollegial und anständig vollziehen kann. Das ist kostbar und zu schützen. Sehr geehrter Herr Merz, ich wünsche Ihnen viel Erfolg, Fortüne und eine glückliche Hand!

@ModdedQuad Come on, Elon: Give that man and his family a house, please.

Update 3/28 (14 months) It’s been a few months since my last update, and I’m sorry for that. I was really excited to give my one year update, but unfortunately I was hacked that very day (and again the following week) due to my own idiocy. Those experiences left me with a bad taste in my mouth and a bit jaded, not wanting much to interact with the community. This was a threefold mistake on my part, for which I apologize. I know I can do better and want to put my best foot… wheel forward. So here’s my update. Since my last update, I hit one year with Eve. That landmark is such an incredible accomplishment. I’ve had no negative side effects, neither physically nor psychologically – unless you count the insatiable desire for the female end of plugs, a reality for which I am now grateful I’m paralyzed; though it’s impossible to hide those lusts from Eve, whom I found is quite the jealous partner. Congratulations to @neuralink for such an achievement –the one year mark, not the passive aggressive implant – they deserve all the credit and accolade for creating a device both viable and safe. It has changed my life and I know will change many more to come. In sessions with @neuralink, we’ve been working to decrease the amount of time required to stay in calibration while improving the proficiency of models. I believe we’re on the right track and hope to make it so low a time that it’s negligible, or even require no need to calibrate at all. That’s the dream. Then we do lots of feedback (everything from what is good/bad to bugs I found). Most people might find this part of session boring or obnoxious, but I know how valuable it is and I’ve actually come to enjoy giving my two cents. I’m a bit of a talker though, so I think the guys I’m working with might be the ones who find it overwhelming. But they should’ve thought of that before they selected me, and at this point they’re stuck with me, so jokes on them. Currently they are working on a few things with the other participants, top secret stuff that not even I am privy to. I keep bugging them about giving me a robot arm, but no luck so far. But, as they say, the squeaky wheel gets the grease. Or it stays squeaky forever. I hope I’m not squeaky forever. They are also figuring out how to control a wheelchair with the implant. I’ve told them that, while that is super cool and I’m really excited at the prospect, I won’t use it unless it’s next to perfect. I think it benefits everyone if I don’t lose control and drive into traffic. Maybe I should put reflectors on my chair just in case. Or a can of NOS. Can’t hit what you can’t catch. They also sent me a device they call the ”Magic Box”TM which allows me to connect my computer to a Nintendo Switch, so beerio kart tournaments are sure to follow. Remember kids, don’t drink and drive. Actually, don’t drink at all. Recently, the team has been working on scaling operations. It’s only a matter of time before the implant is in dozens, then hundreds, then thousands of people. Make sure you apply! But I don’t recommend going out and paralyzing yourself for the opportunity. In my experience, paralysis doesn’t live up to the hype. These days I am using the implant for all sorts of things, and I think averaged out over a week I’m sitting at about 10+ hours a day. Don’t judge me. I’ve been able to read more in the last 14 months than the previous 11 1/2 years combined. Yes, you heard that right. 11 1/2 years. Now, for those of you who aren’t math majors, that’s 4 more years than I’ve been injured. I didn’t have time for reading in college, I was busy doing… other things. No further details. I’ve been playing games, texting more than a 13-year-old girl, flirting with different AI (glean from that what you will), journaling and writing, and studying/learning. I’m also happy to announce that this year I will start classes again! I always dreamed of going back to @TAMU to finish my degree, but after numerous attempts to reach out and make that happen, I’ve not received much help, and at this point feel as if I’m slamming my head against the wall. So I will instead attend the community college in my hometown. Unless any other universities want to take me… I like long walks on the beach, I am a great listener, and I can tie a knot with a cherry stem with my tongue. Finally, I’m working towards providing for myself long-term. Which brings me to some big news. Through @neuralink, I’ve found work! Just writing that sentence almost brought me to tears. For those of you that don’t know, one of my main goals in this study has been finding a way to not only provide for myself but contribute to my family and feel less like a burden. Moving forward I will be a traveling and WORKING(!) as a keynote speaker. This wouldn’t have been possible unless I could write speeches, do research, build a business, and communicate efficiently with others online. Next week I will post my website, links to my business social medias, and booking information; I will also post my speaking engagements here if that’s something y’all would like. On that note, I’ll be speaking at the @uarizona on April 10th. And if it wasn’t obvious already, I couldn’t have done any of this without Eve. I want to thank @elonmusk, @neuralink, @BarrowNeuro, and this community for profoundly and quite literally changing my life. I can’t tell you how much hope and purpose this technology has provided me. After my accident, I never thought I would be able to help anyone ever again. Prior to @neuralink, I relied on others for everything in my life. Now, by the grace of God, I may be relied upon by others. Just a couple more things before I go. To everyone who has helped by donating financially or their time to help my family build a house, I have a small update. We have drawn up plans, look to put in some infrastructure next month, researched grants and nonprofits for additional help, spoken with a few people who may be able to contribute, and found a place to stay while the house is being built. Though we have not secured all the funds necessary to break ground, we continually hope that all of your efforts and our planning will not go to waste. The housing market and economy is not great for building at the moment, so we believe waiting a bit may be beneficial. Unless anyone wants to give us a couple million dollars. Any takers? Just kidding. But seriously. But just kidding. But seriously. As a sidenote: we’re not trying to build a mansion, as some might mistakenly believe from how much it cost to build a house, but making everything completely accessible, and the state of the housing market, has made the price tag inconceivable… I do not think that word means what I think it means. Last but certainly the most important piece of this puzzle, is thanking God. This update would not be complete without giving all the glory to my Father in heaven. He has blessed me and my family in abundance though we deserve it not. His glory is all that I live for, His love is all that I need, and His will is all that I wish to do. I have faith that whatever His perfect plan for my life, it is greater than all that I could imagine. I live only to serve Him. “For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, forever. Amen.” Matthew 6:13 God bless Noland and Eve

@JungNaiv Lieber Hans Jessen, ich wünsche Ihnen nur das Beste zum Geburtstag. Bitte bleiben Sie noch lange gesund! Herzlichste Grüße von einem wohlgesonnenen Mitbürger.

ES IST HANS‘ 75. GEBURTSTAG 🎁🎉

@_verdi Bleibt zu hoffen, dass die Mitgliederbefragung klar macht, wie schlecht diese Einigung ist. Nullrunde während Corona, Nullrunde während absoluter Rekordinflation. Stattdessen nette Wort vom KM und ein Gnadenbrot namens IAZ. Danke für nichts!

@TiloJung @JungNaiv @RonenSteinke Gute Besserung, Herr Jung! Bei der Gelegenheit auch: Danke für die ganzen Jahre hochqualitativer Produktivität! Liebe Grüße

Das für heute geplante @JungNaiv Interview mit @RonenSteinke fällt leider aus. Mich hat es grippetechnisch krass erwischt.

@TiloJung @friiyo Ich wünsche mir eine Wiederaufnahme vom Aufwachen-Podcast sehr. Eure Arbeit empfand ich durchweg als Bereicherung, privat und für den gesellschaftlichen Diskurs. Dank und Grüße gehen raus.

Von @friiyo und mir gab‘s fünf Jahre den Aufwachen Podcast, der sich mit all den problematischen Aspekten der Berichterstattung von ARD & ZDF befasste. Die aktuellen Skandale bestätigen unsere Arbeit

@ByDHTaylor @_HaloCollective Telling from the last year or so it is more likely that some entities are shrubbing around the spread and pretty much flatten every short within very minimal timeframes. Might be some room left for a 30-50% pump like it happened in the past, but thats about it probably.

@therealFliegus @_HaloCollective It is likely both. But, shorts are as high as 99.48% just the other day: otcshortreport.com/company/HCANF What I want to know are days to cover. If all of a sudden this shifts upward how long does it take for the shorts to get out with daily volume?

The shorts are going to get cleaned on this one: $HCANF has 12.7M shares of stock in $AKAN that is heading higher at a valuation of about $155M. And, @_HaloCollective has other assets of about $65M. Yet, it's market cap is about $18M and heading lower???

@tejvirkCEO Any updates re Bophelo's harvest? Thanks!

@akandacorp fantastic!

PR // Akanda to Acquire Portugal-based Holigen, Securing a Cannabis Sector Leadership Position in EU, the Middle East and Africa with EU GMP Market Access Transformational deal will add prized cultivation, manufacturing & distribution assets. Read more; businesswire.com/news/home/2022…

@kiransidhuCEO @budega_ca Opening before 4/20?

@ByDHTaylor @_HaloCollective Dear Mr. Taylor. Halos market cap is not 5M $. Also Akanda hasnt come out after their IPO to actively propell the stock with substantial news. Consider the lockup-periods involved in their financing rounds too. Maybe buy Lee or one of us a coffee :)

Another big move for $AKAN stock above the $11.00 market of which $HCANF owns over 12M shares of for value at $137.5M. Additional assets of $66.5M for total equity over $210M. Yet, @_HaloCollective has a market cap of $5M. Who says management cant affect stock price?

@ByDHTaylor @akandacorp @HaloCannaCampus @kiransidhuCEO HaloCannaCampus, is that related to Halo Collective?

With the @akandacorp dropping the IPO today, @HaloCannaCampus will get much needed cash and shares retained will allow to borrow as this incfreases assets. What needs to happen is @kiransidhuCEO achieves EBITDA profitability - 2021 stated goal. $HCNAF has increased

@kiransidhuCEO @ARTbyderfalke @_HaloCollective Distribute them to us shareholders. Would be fair.

@ARTbyderfalke @_HaloCollective We as founders of AKAN have 12.7mm shares that at 20 worth roughly $250mm of value for Halo shareholders….

@_HaloCollective There you go, looks clean and stylish. Well done! Now it is time to sell: Go Halo and Budega crew!

3-2-1…and we’re off 🚀! The soft opening for the FIRST Budega Dispensary is NOW! We look forward to welcoming you at our North Hollywood location with over 1000 SKUs in stock! $HALO $HCANF

@elonmusk @ashleevance Dear Mr. Musk! After experiencing the pleasure of smoking on Rogan, you could make a lot of people very happy by endorsing Halo collective, a premier west coast cannabis company. They will be in LA soon with Budega stores. Enjoy! Kind regards!

@ashleevance Wow