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Newcastle getting us top 4 and relegating Burnley. Not all hero’s wear capes.

The Spurs team buses arrive. Brilliant from the fans.

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Potentially 1 Fulham away spare for today

@COYSJonty Just offered them to the British heart foundation and they blocked me

Got 37,483 spares for tonight if anyone’s interested #COYS

@MarkSharon_DP @Itshaber Sorry I’m scared of listening to a stranger

@thfclukee @Itshaber The motorway isn't for joyriding - fast or slow. If you are not capable of doing 70+ then if due to vehicle limitation you should either be in the inside lane or if due to fear not allowed on the motorway at all.

Convinced people have no clue how to drive on motorways 😭 Just done 3 hours basically in the fast lane because the middle lane is full of traffic people doing 60mph so I’m overtaking constantly 🙃

@LiamDonnachie @K_lufc1919 @Callum68778388 @Itshaber @metpoliceuk Prefer 11 to 3 but not in the evenings as I don’t understand any digital clock after 12am

@K_lufc1919 @Callum68778388 @Itshaber @thfclukee @metpoliceuk You definitely sit upright with both hands at 10 & 2 don’t you

@JoshSHallam @Itshaber Not every laugh costs money bin dipper x

@thfclukee @Itshaber No blue tick just a genuine retard for the love of the game. Get in the left lane

@tommoyiddo Such a nibbler you

@thfclukee You should focus on not driving like a wanker mate and less on my hairline

Everything thats wrong with peopel driving on the motorway. There is no "slow lane" firstly. Also this called driving without due care and attention and can get you a £100 fine plus 3pts on hout licence. Learn how to drive mate.

@goatersmotors @Itshaber I was not expecting so many nibbles people are so insecure

@thfclukee @Itshaber I’ve just realised you’re 100% on the wind up. Good bait.

@Callum68778388 @K_lufc1919 @Itshaber @metpoliceuk Guess it’s lucky everyone here has passed their test mate

@K_lufc1919 @Itshaber @thfclukee @metpoliceuk You can be failed on your test for going less than 58 for a prolonged period of time. So 60 can definitely be considered as crawling. You’re meant to find the appropriate speed near the limit. Going slowly can be just as dangerous as speeding

@Itshaber The fastest I’ve ever gone is 65 in the middle lane why is that a problem I just get nervous of a stone flying up

@Itshaber Not everyone is in a rush, i drive 2-3 hours a day on the motorway for work just cruise in the middle lane at 60 to save petrol, as the slow lane is commonly for crawlers.

@Marty_Hill_ @Itshaber Ain’t reading all that

@thfclukee @Itshaber Hand your licence back. People like you as the reason there's so much congestion. The Highway Code (Rule 264) states you must keep left on motorways and dual carriageways unless you are overtaking slower vehicles, then you must return to the left lane safely after passing.

@Itshaber That was fun xxx

Scousers are too funny 😭😭😭 ‘Is it 3-0? Let’s go, I’m coming with yous’

@AFCMattxx @trawlrz_afc @KarlMadderz55 @Allthings__THFC Cheers mate 😔

@thfclukee @trawlrz_afc @KarlMadderz55 @Allthings__THFC Yep sp*stic settings Your mum is probably dead tbh or disowned you.

Dodged a bullet

@AFCMattxx @trawlrz_afc @KarlMadderz55 @Allthings__THFC Same guy who thought a random twitta account was acc gonna sell a saka shirt

@thfclukee @trawlrz_afc @KarlMadderz55 @Allthings__THFC Cool and? Your a sp*stic mate

@AFCMattxx @trawlrz_afc @KarlMadderz55 @Allthings__THFC You win

@thfclukee @trawlrz_afc @KarlMadderz55 @Allthings__THFC