timothy edward carpenter

it would be so funny if you listened to my music

fruit flies are undoubtedly alcoholics

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@gabgraceee better than bootie and the hofish

whoever thought hootie and the blowfish was a good name, was wrong

it’s better to be kind than right.

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in my loafers era

thinking about dental braces today… “here lemme semi-permanently glue sharp train tracks on your mouth”

wrote a song about cats

I will play my first bonnaroo in 2024

@abbyhollidayz checks out

@tweetsbytec no :/

y’all remember standard tuning?

I love you forever @MitchMosk and @AtwoodMagazine 🖤 thank you for this!

@Mike1inFive i recently discovered Timothy Edward Carpenter @tweetsbytec and my life is better for it open.spotify.com/track/6KHgCYHd…

I’m 93% certain I just saw Anna Kendrick at the Cookout drive thru

the thing about owning pets is you need a lint roller all the time. the catch, however, is it only works half the time.

don’t be an asshole

how in the ASPCA did we ever get away with home breeding sea monkeys?

is having a song called “Caroline” a right of passage for singer-songwriters or something?

It took them less then 48 hours to make sure depositors at SBV were covered, yet student debt cancelation is means-tested and is being challenged by the court. Just in case you forgot who exactly the system is designed to work for and against.