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I’m all wifed up. I dig cats, the Ka-tet and Ben Folds. Stage four metastatic breast cancer.
Sumali Ağustos 2008
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It’s literally God’s oldest rule not to do this.

Christopher Hale@ChristopherHale
NEW: MAGA evangelical leaders gather in Mar-a-Lago to bless and dedicate a gold statue dedicate to Donald Trump.
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oh my god he’s going to kill sebastian aho on live television
NBC Sports Philadelphia@NBCSPhilly
Back at home .... you know what that means.
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WE need YOU in the building for the Central Division Finals. We clinched — now let's start this next round off right! Game 1 tickets are on sale at an exclusive rate. Dates TBA, but your seat won't wait.
🐺 👉 bit.ly/4d3QeaI

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@MikeBales You forgot about the random home made bread posts. I came for the carbs, but I'll stay for the saltiness. 😂
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Hey y’all, I’m Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸
Retired Fire Chief, salty Navy Vet, elite shitposter, and full-time timeline arsonist.
I spent decades running into burning buildings like a bald-headed American legend, raised a sailor son defending freedom on the high seas, and now I’m retired—fishing, dropping nuclear-level dad jokes that’ll make grown men piss in their own eye, and roasting everything in sight with zero mercy.
Gen X chaos gremlin through and through. Zero filter. Zero apologies.
Horny for freedom, armed with terrible puns and a love for unfiltered truth most can’t handle.
This ain’t a bio, it’s a goddamn warning label.
Welcome to the shitshow, meatbags. Buckle up, laugh loud, and let’s fucking go.

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@Oceanbreeze473 There was one at a greasy spoon diner downtown. And the bowling alley.
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