steve

Actually I change my mind fuck being the penguin I’m going to be the sea lion

Feel chud as fuck when I drink the chip crumbs out of the bag .

Type shit

Monday morning Teams meetings

Easy. Thot Son and Gay Daughter. And 4 of the wintergreen velos in 9mg please. no that’s it thank you boss man

I got Jewish bread my shit rang in as no challah ID 🇮🇱🥖📞

Ever since I was a young child I knew I wanted to be an upper middle class racist

The guy that killed my grandma for 27 dollars is live on tiktok right now with 900 viewers stirfrying chicken thighs in his jail cell

Alright this is getting fucking ridiculous

White boy be like yea he got a knack for skinning garlic

how it feels when some real shit happens but you’re drunk as hell

Afroman's lawyer in defamation case says cops should know being mocked is part of the job trib.al/grR5kne

Jarvis burn it all down

my 5 year career plan: year 1 - hangout year 2 - hangout year 3 - hangout year 4 - hangout year 5 - spawn in 20 million dollars

What my date sees on our ride home after I correctly guess the ethnicity of twelve consecutive drivers based exclusively on their driving performance and car model

Welp they got the blacks running cava now and no shit it’s the first time I’ve ever been denied 3 dressings. Time to find a new spot

The white boy’s ever growing bag of tricks

We should airdrop crack rock onto north sentinel island

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow