sceneior citizen

This is my favorite tweet of all time

heavy is the toilet that holds the poop from my butt

we won but at what cost

So if you can buy US citizenship for 5 mill can I sell mine for 5 mill and get the fck out of here?

"my parents wouldn't let me watch SpongeBob and I turned out fine" a caged bird thinks flying is an illness

Yeah bro you have to visit Austin. You can pay $40 for a food truck entree and eat it at a picnic table with flies everywhere. Misters spray water all over your food it’s 100 degrees

They’re out here saying “hear me out” about Rod Brind'Amour 🙄 Baby that’s not a “hear me out” that’s a “joined the queue”

There’s a guy on insta who works at barstool and he goes around the office asking the other barstoolers geography questions and a lot of them are really stupid about geography so it makes sense that dave portnoy would think this

Replacing the rainbow with something even gayer.. the French

i'm never wrong just early

oh look at me I'm rod the bod. i just won the cup as a coach for the canes AFTER winning the cup for the canes as a captain. I've been involved in basically all of the canes playoff wins ever while being in amazing shape and can get a senior citizen discount. Fuck this guy.

He’s been in my freezer since the canes were down 2-0 in game 2😃

The funniest thing to me is Tortorella acting like it would be INSANE to play a fresher goalie and that it was DUMB to ask if the sex offender wouldn't play this game and then he fucking ATE IT

👻 🐻 🏆

Hear me out…

THE WORLD IS HEALING

do not care for the carolina hurricanes. i do, however, care for rod brind'amour.

Twenty years later. Just as iconic.

If youse really think about it, the Carolina Hurricanes would never of won the Stanley Cup without that secondary assist from the Philadelphia Flyers