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Slop Age Pervert

started a longer form blog for anyone who is interested normalism.neocities.org/&market

Posting on twitter feels a lot like being the guy who still hangs out around his college campus several years after graduating

In remembrance of Depop Maoism (2019-2024)

Many people on Los Angeles own property on Cool Guy avenue

I just subscribed to Oatly Premium

What is Oatly is it like if you went to Italy and replaced the pasta with oats

J.C. Penney state of mind

i’m starting to feel a strange tenderness toward seed oils, the way you might look at a former rival across a quiet room and realize you’ve both just been aging in the same unmerciful light

my bowlslop brings all the boys to The Yard (The Yard is a state of the art multipurpose complex designed for living work and leisure. it features three levels of artisanal retail below market rate studios starting at $3200/month)

last night was a trump 1.0 political indie band

triangle shirtwaist fire at the Tweet Producing factory

Going to 7eleven and buying a regular Hersheys bar

We’re Facebook official

I think taskrabbit should generally require taskers to wear bunny ears

my pronouns are all pronouns simultaneously which means referring to me requires experiencing every grammatical position at once. he she they xe ze one it thou thine thyself oneself went to the store

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(guys at the PepsiCo board meeting) "yeah muscle milk. one word for the sculptural male form, one word for bodily fluid. no one will read anything gay into this pairing, no homo bro"

im getting 1-2 likes per tweet with 1049 followers which is the exact statistical profile of engagement that a tweaker yelling at passersby experiences at a moderately crowded intersection