Steve Vanderlitz

Some foods are scary! 🙀

Always gotta have backup eggplants

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Note to self: don’t let @MrsJetTila play with fire

“And how did you get banned from the store?”

Dress for the job you want.

@RobertIrvine Cream cheese and regular cheddar #RestaurantImpossible #FitCrunch

Question 3: For the smothered chicken, what were the two cheeses I added to the grits? Remember to use #RestaurantImpossible and #FitCrunch with your answer.

Question 1: In what year did Mavice's father buy the building? Remember to use #RestaurantImpossible and #FitCrunch with your answer.

@RobertIrvine One shrimp #RestaurantImpossible #FitCrunch

Question 2: For Bryant's homework, what did I want to know the price of? Remember to use #RestaurantImpossible and #FitCrunch with your answer.

@RobertIrvine 1978 #RestaurantImpossible #FitCrunch

Me: Got a B on my IQ test Friend: a B? Me: I got a 70 Friend: That's not how th- Me: [Entering my second hour of eating soup with a fork] don't hate

@TitusNation To non-maskers: My mask protects you...your mask protects..oh, right. Congratulations.

Like humans, dogs can see a variety of colors. The difference lies in the range of colors and how vivid those shades appear. Yet, dogs don't judge each other on the various shades of their coats. They judge one another by their buttholes, like civilized creatures.

Excited (@altonbrown!) /slightly uneasy (#people) about #beyondtheeats tomorrow @TheOrpheumTN

What do we want!? BETTER DRUGS TO COMBAT A.D.H.D.!! When do we want them!? PIZZA!!! PIZZA!!! PIZZA!!! PIZZA!!

I’m at that age where I’m never sure I closed the garage

Me: I just watched Airplane and need to ask you something Brother: What is it? Me: It's a comedy movie from 1980, but that's not important right now

It feels so good on a cold morning, a hoodie fresh from the dryer…

It may snow in Atlanta so I just bought 47 loaves of bread and now I’m headed out to the interstate so I can get stranded in a good spot.

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