Walde🇳🇦

“shimmy shimmy yeah shimmy yeah shimmy yeah 5,9 brown eyes….”

When you're worried about not studying but still can't bring yourself to start studying

“Press R3” 8 year old me:

i miss man utd.

If a 4-year-old can use smart phone that doesn't mean the kid is genius. It means the engineers are.

I can't wait until exams are over because it means I'll be able to spend my time doing everything I'm already doing just without the guilt.

Now that the examination timetable is out, i will be locked in. Slide 1/450

I hate school but I don't hate education, there's a difference.

I text back fast. Not because I’m desperate. Because I saw it. And I’m not about to pretend I didn’t.

There's 3 levels of rich... Level 1.) Cutting your own grass Level 2.) Paying someone else to cut your grass Level 3.) Cutting your own grass

how it feels networking with someone who has the career you want

Make I buy blue tick finish, Una go watch the full seasons of Game of Thrones finish for my page.

I might be broke but at least I have Spotify premium

Any woman who ghosts me I just assume was a federal agent that got too emotionally attached to do her job and got reassigned.

my nervous system doesn't tolerate yelling or arguing. Speak to me calmly, or don't speak to me at all

WE CANNOT ALL BE CONTENT CREATORS!!

@Heisdeon "Kelvin Momo is for matured people" it's amapiano ffs, nothing about that genre is matured 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️😭😭😂😂

@walde___ Exactly, I don't get the hype😭😭

This has to be the most OVERRATED nigga alive.😭😭

Easier to tell people I’m unemployed than explain the things I do

Don’t commit suicide! ❤️