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@Mets Congratulations, @Mets! You’ve just lost the season series to the shitty Rockies! But it’s okay. Stearns and Mendoza know what they’re doing! 🙄👎🏻

@RealAlexJones @AJNlive

@ByMHarrington Thankfully the series includes a Original Six organization. Well done Habitants. #GoHabsGo #LetsGoBuffalo

The idea is to keep that fan base out of the building. Let's see how #Sabres and their season ticket holders do.

It’ll be us and the @CanadiensMTL in Round 2. ⚔️ Details → bufsabres.co/48F1DMV #LetsGoBuffalo | @Ticketmaster

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

@IfindRetards The retarded fools at the @TheOnion are classic examples of insolent morons promising too much too late. Foolery in its finest hour.

Found one

Stearns built a @Mets team to make the Lindors happy. Now eat half of Lindor’s salary, send them packing and start rebuilding from scratch with a real GM. Politics is no way to build a ball club. And stop with the 🐂 💩 that it wasn’t politics when you paid $ to ship out Nimmo.

@Mets #FireDavidStearns

Bill Madden: Steve Cohen needs to fix the Mets mess by saying goodbye to David Stearns nydailynews.com/2026/05/02/bil…

@TBNSports @ByMHarrington High time for the Sabres to stick one to the #NHLBruins #LetsGoBuffalo

As disappointing as not ending this series in Buffalo was, there was glee for the Sabres in making this the first time in franchise history they wrapped one up in Boston, @ByMHarrington writes. buffalonews.com/sports/column/…

@MSGNetworks @BuffaloSabres #LetsGoBuffalo

The Buffalo Sabres are movin' on to the second round for the first time since 2007! @BuffaloSabres | #LetsGoBuffalo

@ByMHarrington #Sabres #LGB

Norris hits the empty net with 3:20 left. #Sabres lead 4-1 and the end of another drought is at hand. First playoff series win since 2007 is in the offing.

I like you @StevenACohen2 I really do. However, David Stearns destroyed the @Mets. You trusted in him and let him do his thing. Well he did his thing and set the team back. I know you know that. Still a fan and always will be. But you seriously need to hold Stearns accountable.

David Stearns assembled the worst bullpen in baseball with the largest budget in baseball This guy is an absolutely JOKE

When a Mets win feels like relief instead of joy, that’s a broken franchise… And David Stearns broke it. #FireStearns #LGM

@SNY_Mets @SNYtv This is starting to feel like a SNL skit 🤣

@SNYtv @metsbatflip1 Bla, bla, bla same old BS as always, do something with these useless players and stop with the excuses.

Congrats to David Stearns on destroying the Mets faster than anyone thought possible. THE FUCK OFF MY BASEBALL TEAM.

400 million dollar payroll trotting out these fucking losers like Peterson Manaea Vientos Baty. We don’t hate David Stearns enough