Avery Brooks

Equalizer 3: Olive Garden

Just had a bird shit on me while trying to jimmy my car door. I swear if I get in to heaven, I’m kicking God’s ass.

Finally! Today is the first day this year that I don’t have to tell people happy New Years anymore! 🙌

I’m constantly bangin’ my shins on shit.

I refuse ever using “close friends” on my Instagram stories. I like it raw.

If In-N-Out had delivery, I would be dead in 3 months.

Just walked into In-N-Out while holding a tripod. This is the most LA thing I’ve ever done.

Hold my beer.

Dude, Sriracha went viral AF back in the day. Lol.

There are two things in this life that will never fail to invigorate me: 1: The first sip of coffee in the morning. & 2: That first crack of the fingernail during a fingernail clipping.

Dude! The minions are OP af!!#MinionsTheRiseOfGru

Note to self. Don’t ask AMC employee for doggy bags for your popcorn.

Just watched Top Gun! Holy Crap! I think I’m gonna start getting into plane flying. Anyone know where I can start classes?

Imagine a snake moving around without wiggling their body. They’d be all like: /—/\—/\

@liz_zagone @FollowSellers I have yet to step foot OUT of an In-N-Out

@FollowSellers You haven’t been spending enough time w @willvery

Lived in LA about a year now….yet to step foot in a In-N-Out…. And I plan to keep it that way.

Do food trucks do deliveries? Should.

It’s crazy that I basically used to look like this. I don’t mean that this is a baby photo of me, but you get the idea. Basically.

Today I had one of the prep line cooks at work tell me, “You’re one of the reasons I enjoy coming into this job everyday.” Then he went to the bathroom to throw up from meth. And I think that’s what’s beautiful about the restaurant industry.

Just accidentally walked into a handicap bathroom stall and sat down on a wheelchaired person’s lap. Not really, but could you imagine?

My fashion sense is inspired by Opie Taylor and truck stop employees 💅