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If aliens requested a meeting with a sole individual to represent the human race, whom should we send?

@Kekius_Sage Yes because from the perspective of a photon, it already travels at infinite speed. The problem is time slowing down. Because it’s at light speed: time is so slow it doesn’t pass at all so the traveling object would arrive at the destination in the same moment it left on any trip

Are we 100% sure nothing can surpass light speed?

@dom_lucre I guess he saw her enjoying attention from other guys in the office, but got rebuffed when he awkwardly tried to get some himself. Tried to ruin her and ended up looking like a total cump. (Smash word for cuck and simp)

🔥🚨JUST IN: The Indian man who filed a sex harassment suit against JPMorgan executive Lorna Hajdini, has been unmasked as 35-year-old Chirayu Rana. Rana alleges he was told: "You really think management wants some Indian boy leading organizations?" “If you don’t have sex with me tonight, I’m going to sabotage your promotion.” “I bet your little Asian fish-head wife doesn’t have these cannons.” "If you don't f*k me soon, I'm going to ruin you. Never forget, I f*king own you." In addition to many other things by his former boss.

@CandyCats357 Be friends with the guy. If Armageddon occurs I’d rather be in his clan than not.

It’s none of my fucking business.

@SimpPolice911 Get a hyper realistic doll made of your wife and keep it under the bed in the spare bedroom.

Can you stay in a sexless relationship/marriage?

@miamiiszn @NeverteIImeodd It’s a while since I’ve been tested, but I don’t think so. I do find reading your post makes my left eye twitch a bit, which may be the result of dying brain cells, but I think that’s more on you.

@wilsonamon @NeverteIImeodd doesn’t give him the reason to kill someone are you dumb 😭

@SydneyLWatson Healthcare should not be for profit. The foundation of capitalism is to jack prices until people stop buying. The problem with healthcare on this standard is: not buying = death.

Seen a lot of conversation about how predatory the American medical system is. So I will weigh in. I ended up going to the ER about 2 weeks ago for crippling pain. Turned out to be a ruptured ovarian cyst. I was there for MAYBE 4 hours. My bill? $13,500 dollars. Because I'm uninsured (by choice, that shit is a SCAM), the hospital dropped my bill down to $8,100 and some change as an "uninsured" discount. For starters, $13,500 for a 4 hour hospital visit is insane as it is. But the fact the hospital can wipe $5,000 off the bill "just because" should show you how utterly fucked this system is. And to be clear - $8,000 is still an absolutely insane sum of money when all these people did was scan my stomach and give me some pain killers. On my itemized bill, my CT scan was 7k. The iodine they used was $900. Just being in the ER room alone was $2,500. We phoned the hospital to haggle. They dropped the price by $20. Normal people can't survive this shit. I do okay and $8,000 is still an INSANE chunk of money out of my savings. Anyone who argues this isn't a disgusting, predatory system is crazy. And it is even crazier that Americans accept this. And for those of you who argue this is the free market, I need you to be quiet. There can never be a true free market here when government and insurance have their creepy little fingers in this pie. People shouldn't go bankrupt trying to pay medical bills. This has to change.

@lippyent Doesn’t say anything bad will happen if he catches me. Pspspspsps I’m here kitty kitty.

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@SimpPolice911 What two adults do together is none of your business.

It's always the worn out old cargos always having opinions like this

@GigglingGanon I looked once, but for the whole length of the clip

You can tell this is her first time with a bow in hands. Those carnival games are so unforgiving.

@cecegkh I’d have tipped the buckets out because they’re my buckets.

HOA fined him $1,400 for parking his own work truck in his own driveway… so he paid it in 38,000 coins. The HOA president’s face? Priceless. This is the level of malicious compliance we all aspire to. Thank God I live in the country where no HOA exists!! Where is he supposed to park his truck? Who else is done with HOAs overreaching on stupid rules?

@RedbullRacist @Geniustechw Guessing you never ate a greasy burger then.

@wilsonamon @Geniustechw If you don't see the difference between eating a sandwich and scooping wet sticky slop and shoving your fingers in your mouth, you might actually be retarded.

Can someone please explain the whole eating with your hands thing? Why not use utensils?

@wisdomXplorer Open my eyes

If you woke up a billionaire tomorrow, What's the 1st thing you'd do?

@TiffanyFong At home: mostly. I have to clean my own toilets.

do men ever sit down to pee?

@TheSacredVoice @YourAnonNews They work for their own insider trading

@YourAnonNews Don't vote at all. Neither side works for the people. They only work for the corporation and shadow government that runs said corporation.

Dumbest fucking idea ever. Don't do this. You'll lose, again. Just no.

@oelma__ My first glance always sees a booger. Only on a second longer look do I see its self impaled face shrapnel.

Is this true?

@EmilySm43 You have no business in their business.

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@uluser More luck than judgement for sure.