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Zanka coming home from “secret training” with Jabber, slamming the door, putting on I Gotta Find Peace of Mind by Ms. Lauryn Hill loud enough to be heard from the lobby and everyone in HQ collectively sighs

Janka

@lalawhoopsy_ 😔nah it’s cool fuck me tho

@wistfulwait sounds hellish omg 😭

Grandma told me cousins mom wanted me to babysit from 7-9, I asked her AM, PM or both, she said AM… it’s both. I’m about to babysit a pair of twins age 2 for 14 hours

@lalawhoopsy_ Luckily they have an aunt around my age who’s here now to help out (she is much better with kids than me) but I had plans todayyyyyyyyy

@TR1CKSTERKING I now know all of the letters of the day and the entirety of Mr noodles extended family

@wistfulwait was gonna defend the big e but i nderstand

@TR1CKSTERKING I do never wanna see Elmo again after this though

@wistfulwait HELLOOOOO

@TR1CKSTERKING I’m having a fun time, these children are mean

This motherfucker wants brain damage so damn bad the children yearn for brain damage they need it

NOBODY TALKS ABOUT HOW ABUSIVE TODDLERS ARE STOP FUCKING HEADBUTTING ME

@TR1CKSTERKING I’m normal about her I swear

@wistfulwait OH MY HODDD YESSS

I like thinking abt zanka being a deeply DEEPLY angry child. Idk

@TR1CKSTERKING Favorite Zankaism is shameful Zanka,,, yes girl let the guilt consume you and force you to constantly restrict yourself until the pressure gets to be too much and you end up engaging in mindless hedonism to alleviate the burden

@TR1CKSTERKING I think Modern AU Zanka would do Judo for years before eventually begging to be pulled out because she scared herself with how much she enjoyed enacting violence on others

@TR1CKSTERKING Preteen Zanka hating everything about school besides when she gets to spar against her classmates,,, Zanka loving everything about sparing, about finally having an outlet for her anger,,, Zanka slowly growing to resent herself for not having similar energy for other subjects

@TR1CKSTERKING Much to think about

@gachiaMIKUta It’s what Zanka would’ve wanted 😔

does this make me attracted to objects

@TR1CKSTERKING I wish I was watching paint dry,,,, way more fun than babysitting

@wistfulwait Watching paint dry with my twin 💔

disassociating(? Is that the word?) twins

@lalawhoopsy_ It’s not even around the time of her birthday yet ur doing this shit for fun

zanka ugly crying on her birthday because four years ago she thought she wouldn’t make it to 18 #okay

I use the word laugh 5 times in this fic across almost 3k words and every time the only one laughing is Jabber

MEEEEEEEEEE

@JABBA1CKY You talk so much but you really don’t be sayin shit fr so it’s kinda hard to get anything of it… I support it though fuck everyone else’s opinion

do u guys see me as a private person i feel like i overshare too much