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#caturday #saturdayvibes "A cat understands how to be pleasant in the morning. He doesn't talk." –Tamora Pierce

Why Was #Turtle Soup Once Considered a #Delicacy? buff.ly/xM4U0S4

How Fred and Barney maintained that clean caveman look — Men have been #shaving since the #StoneAge. buff.ly/B55LQkp.

Cause air is plentiful — EPA proposes #burning more #disaster debris with incinerators wastedive.com/news/epa-propo…

Enhanced #geothermal deployment could be #compressed to under 3 years: report buff.ly/cpmAKdw

Fed holds #rates steady, flags #uncertainty as oil price soars amid war constructiondive.com/news/fed-holds…

@KyraNGillis @SummerBreezeUS They’re beautiful. Enjoy, Kyra.

Flowers on Friday 🌷 First day of Spring ☀️ Feels like a good day 🙏🏻

‘Not all #proteins are created equal’: Inside PepsiCo’s approach to functional #ingredients buff.ly/XnTHqkp

#Fridayfeeling After watching a season of games, two weeks of research, and the bracket is done on the first day. Don’t do your picks on Saint Patrick’s Day. Enjoy your weekend. You know what to do… #YabbaDabbaDoo

I think it was Jack Benny — 5 of the #Oldest #Jokes in History buff.ly/CQBebV6

Good Morning, My Digital Friends 😃 It's a proper sunny Thursday morning in the UK on this March 19 ☀️✨ Blue skies everywhere 🌤️, highs nudging 14-16°C in London and the south 🔥🌡️ – actual warmth that makes you forget winter ever existed ❄️➡️😎 Who needs to complain about rain when the sun's out, showing off? ☀️😏💛 Meanwhile, across the pond and beyond 🌍✈️, my American mates are probably doom-scrolling the latest on the escalating mess in the Middle East 😬📱 US/Israel strikes on Iranian gas fields 💥🛢️, Iran hitting back at shipping in the Strait of Hormuz 🚢⚠️, oil prices going mental 📈💸, Threats flying left and right 🚨, and everyone's bracing for whatever "decisive action" comes next 🛡️🔥 The world's playing high-stakes chess with real explosions ♟️💣, and it's been Day 19 of this flare-up or whatever we're calling it now 📅😤 But here's the thing: You've got Brits brewing tea under sunshine 🍵☀️😌, Americans debating NATO's future over their morning coffee ☕🇺🇸🗣️, And the rest of the planet is just trying to keep the lights on amid the chaos 🌍🔌💡 If we can all still log on to X, crack jokes 😂, and check in with each other across the Atlantic despite missiles and geopolitics gone wild ✈️🌉... That's some serious human stubbornness right there 💪😤❤️ So to you and your transatlantic crew: Chin up (or keep calm and carry on, whichever vibe fits) 🇬🇧😊 / Grab your brew ☕💪 The sun's out here ☀️🌿, Coffee's strong over there ☕🔥, Mute the notifications for five minutes if you can 📵😌, and smash the day anyway 🚀 Resilience isn't just surviving the headlines; it's still showing up with a "good morning" to your mates when everything else is on fire 🔥➡️😄 You've all got this. One sunny Thursday at a time. 🌞 🇬🇧🇺🇸💪🤝✨ #ThursdayMotivation #RareUKSun #KeepCarryingOn

amBroadway | #Maya Rudolph #joins ‘Oh, Mary!’, ‘Book of Mormon’ celebrates 15 years and more | amNewYork buff.ly/tpvSVEP

Virginia #lawmakers pass bills to regulate #PFAS in biosolids buff.ly/LMBcJOc

13 DOE #emergency orders have #cost Americans $235M, Sierra Club says buff.ly/pKJTbGW

Prescription bottle #recycling a real #pill for the industry buff.ly/QOapvtz

#ThursdayThoughts #ThursdayFeeling “Everyone discusses my art and pretends to understand, as if it were necessary to understand, when it is simply necessary to love.” — Claude Monet

Isaac Newton stuck a #needle in his own #eye as part of an experiment. buff.ly/K0WNNk2

Nestlé #Overhauls #Bonus Structure buff.ly/jepaZp1

#morning roll call. Enjoy the day all.

Construction’s latest #jobs data shows #slow start to 2026 buff.ly/SDVjBeV