John Smith

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Somehow, the clothes on the chair are never dirty enough for the laundry or clean enough for the wardrobe.

Even on my brokest day I still got abortion money love.😤

Weed pens got people getting high between clocking out for lunch and finishing their sandwich.

If you’ve ever quit THC for a while, what hit you first: insomnia, crazy dreams, irritability, or appetite?

Smoking WEED isn’t the same as vaping WEED. When you smoke it, you’re using a pipe or a joint. But Vaping is a bit different.

some people don’t need advice they need someone to finally believe what they’ve been trying to say

Our neighbor built an eight-foot wooden privacy fence right against our existing six-foot chain-link fence, leaving a useless, two-foot gap of dead grass between the two properties. We thought he was being an antisocial jerk who couldn't stand the sight of us. During a storm last summer, one of his panels blew down, and I went over to help him clear the debris before it hit my garden...

Seeing your body change from working out is so addicting.

Having s*x with someone coming right outta prison is so nasty at least let them do their free bloodwork the halfway house pay first.

A life that isn’t yours shouldn’t bother you.

I’m too solid for half the love I give out

you have to be able to stand on your own I don't know who told you they got you

Yall do understand people got limits, mfs get tired of playing nice all the time!

The strongest couples be two nosy people in love 😂

Realist shit you can ever do is call out yo own flaws, correct yoself & be better ♥️

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people will block you but keep their friends and swear they love you. then just love bomb you after blocking. make it make sense.

Introverts aren't antisocial. They're just socially selective.

"oh but i see forever with you" .. but u block me without even explaining ? ..

Museums should stay open until midnight. I’m not trying to go clubbing, I’d rather spend the night looking at art.”