James Turner

@JoshWilliamsTOT @D1995Lx Am I dumb or do we need context? did your dick not satisfy her or was the diddly the only thing holding the relationship together?

@D1995Lx Cheated because my 'dick isn't enough' and that's my fault😭 grow the fuck up

@GrowlerEnjooyer @Fahadnaimb CCP

@Fahadnaimb "for his own collection"

So this Glasgow student just got himself in proper trouble with the FBI over aircraft pics. His name’s Tianrui Liang, 21, Chinese guy studying aeronautical engineering at Glasgow Uni. He’s a massive aviation geek... been travelling round the UK snapping all sorts of aircrafts for his own collection. But he took it too far. End of March he was at Offutt Air Force Base in Nebraska (that’s where US Strategic Command is) sitting in his car with a long lens, taking shots of the E-4B Doomsday Plane and an RC-135. Someone clocked him, reported it, and on 7 April the FBI nicked him at JFK while he was trying to fly back to Scotland. He got bail at first then they yanked it and said he’s a high flight risk. Now he’s back inside facing charges for photographing military equipment without permission. He told them it was just for fun, but obviously the Doomsday Plane isn’t something you just casually snap from the perimeter. Kinda mad how a hobby can land you in this much shit. What do you make of it... innocent plane nerd who didn’t think, or were they right to come down hard?

@mickdavfc @avfcbreaking @WittonArmsAston 😂😂😂😂😂 Go cry in the corner

@youweazel @avfcbreaking @WittonArmsAston R4c1st pr1ck

Locals complained and it's been removed? Can you confirm @WittonArmsAston #AVFC

@avfcbreaking @WittonArmsAston 😂😂😂😂 go cry elsewhere

@avfcbreaking @WittonArmsAston Cause of the p4k1's

@racingblogger Fucking gimp 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I genuinely belive we will beat Manchester City at the Etihad and secure the Premier League today. I can't wait to see all your tears later on.

@Kayahuasca If 1 inch cocks are the new trend, im in 👌

Fuck it Anyone wanna make a porno then invest them earnings into a small holding in Latin America maybe get some ducks and cattle

@real_lord_miles @IsabellaIsMoody 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@IsabellaIsMoody Yeah but when I say I love kids I get banned from all public parks

Any adults who say they “hate kids” should be executed immediately

@HarryBatters We'll just send them back down again 🤣

As the dingles go down, up come another inter breeding mob to obsess over the Villa

@BolognaFC1909en Can we play you every week?

Our European saga comes to an end. #UEL #WeAreOne

@NMSResources @anon_opin No correlation whatsoever.

@youweazel @anon_opin It's always right leaning people that believe crap like this post, not left.

Men should have curfews so that it's safe for women to go out at night.

@beeblebroxx_ We make it rain with fivers

At british strip clubs do they just pelt £1 coins at the dancers or what

@SamiusSt It looks like you've already had a few blasts on it

This morning I got a box of donuts like a responsible adult. Opened it up and… what in the actual fresh hell is this thing? 😂🤨 (Please help, before I get this donut pregnant…)

@beyoumf From pump number 1 to pump number 3

With your bank balance right now, Where can you travel?

@CriminalTube The biker handled it very well

Man starts a fight with a biker in a Walmart parking lot

@oli_tatty Fucking brilliant 😂😂

the efl championship

@ChrisCOB_OB The European cup was established around 25,500 days ago, has Birmingham ever won it?

Birmingham City won the League Cup and played in the Europa League in the Championship 👍

@SinceVilla Have you ever had champions league nights at st Andrews? I think not 😂 That alone pisses all over your 2 league cups

An ever increasing 55% of #avfc fans have never seen their team win a trophy, 30 years and counting! & 11,000 days approaching. #bcfc #sincevilla #KRO #SOTV #wba #wwfc #pusb #saddlers

@korzawyd Nothing better than smoking a few fags

Cinna was in SHOCK after finding out what the British slang for a cigarette is ☠️ "I got called that on Rainbow Siege like 2 days ago..."