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Weekend plans

Not for me. I'm an AMC A-Lister.

the less i know about your boyfriend the better

can’t… kill… myself… have… to… watch… all… the… movies

WE ARE NICOLE KIDMAN WE CARRY THE FLAME

What is Joe Biden’s plan to make it legal to k*ll a man who is manspreading on the bus

being an ex catholic who just really fucks with jesus as like a Guy is so fun idk . like he was just a chill guy . i feel the same way towards him as i feel about like . superman . or sportacus from lazytown .

meanest girl you went to high school with is posting “he is risen!!!” on her instagram story right now

LIFE IS WORTH LIVING NEVER KILL URSELF (got a new tattoo and a hot dog)

@asherperlman Jussssst a bit inside!

Conan O’Brien give me a chance we could be so happy together

Paramore is the greatest gift from white people

Sense8 was my Heated Rivalry

i would pay so much money to never hear about AI or weight loss drugs ever again

i love movies. i wish i was a movie.

born to be a filmmaker, forced to write incoherent one-liners on letterboxd

My 15 year old patient just asked me if I knew who Phil Lester is

There needs to be a documentary about how we made it to Friday this week against all the odds

my quality of life would probably be significantly better if i deleted twitter but unfortunately some of you people are really funny

i am like one more soul-destroying conversation away from buying this shirt and wearing it to parties