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Always remember the three SKs: Shonen Knife, Stephen King, and Spy Kids

@radtoria I just happen to log on to Twitter and this is what I see?? Congrats!

I just want everyone to know that I’m about to graduate with a 4.0 and I am literally the dumbest person I know. It is never too late to go back to school. If I can do it, you can too.

#nowplaying Smoove-N-Hoarné - "Rump Patch"

@hollylfu Easier, but still extremely difficult

It would be easier to be sympathetic to the crypto bros if they hadn’t been so gd smug about their purported financial genius

Remember when no one knew smoking caused cancer and doctors were recommending cigarettes? I suspect that in a generation or two, there will be tons of proof of how COVID damaged us, and the “pandemic is over” sentiment will read like “80% of doctors recommend Marlboro!”

Always important to remember J. R. R. Tolkien's response to the Nazis after being asked if he was Jewish. "I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people."

@rmd1023 This is like a repository of "that doesn't work" sounds from a Myst game

Even if it ends up being like Ghosts of Mars, I'd see that shit

@jgcarpenter “What those other guys said, except it sucks” —the most accurate futurist

Essentially, they're selling surveillance for the user in different forms (i.e. of your "loved ones," pets, home) while gathering enormous amounts of surveilled data. Triangulate with Amazon's existing data on you and it's creating a helluva repository. 6/6

"Remotely care for aging loved ones, giving you peace of mind while helping them live independently. Set up reminders, manage shopping lists, receive activity alerts, and more." 1/* cbr.com/amazon-alexa-h…

Maybe my true calling is to be a copy editor for technical documentation. The Blender manual says "This is basically the same as pressing the Push Down button in the NLA Editor." Basically? It's not worth explaining the differences? Where better to do it, dogg? This is the MANUAL

Forget it, Jake. It’s Hammer Time.

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I just saw an SUV with that sticker and there appeared to be about 7 people in the vehicle. Unclear how many of them might have been student drivers

I saw a “Student Driver - Please Be Patient” bumper sticker and on reflection, I think we should just be patient even if we’re behind Mario fucking Andretti. You’re in a car! You’ll get there fast. There is neither student nor grandma who can delay you more than like 45 seconds.

@stanedward I always thought I’d be able to play that riff by this point in my life

@O_C Metaphorical can opener? Or does it have a metaphorical pull tab

how do you open this metaphorical can of worms

@radtoria Psychology of Zelda is a bit of a letdown after the first 3

Who does Audible think I am???